recovering from Lethal Hangover

Looking forward to the ominous tweets of "Omar comin"

I love all genders🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Because I have no gender.
Especially right now, transgender people are living with a lot of anxiety.

Why are transgender people not allowed to freely love the people they want to love?
Why can't transgender individuals live their lives with the soul they prefer?

born 2 hit forced 2 de-escalate

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

Need Tree Sap Couture

OVEREMPLOYED :<

lest we forget the annual descent of the Etsy Witches upon thee North Shore

rip hampshire college you loved repurposing existing holidays to devious ends. instead of making weird fuck shit days like Rowing Traffic Jam and Marshmallow Fluff Traffic Jam

WHY

cant believe i moved my anniversary dinner to MARATHON MONDAY

oh fuck its marathon monday soon oh shit

never made an ounce of good music. the best music is all about hitting people

fed up with rawness/authenticity/purity culture

you know what's "sending" me?? my wife!! to the store!!!
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that was a weird one for me

They don't know meme. The guy in the corner's head has been replaced with a box of Parafilm. The text says: They don't know that I can be stretched up to 200% and clings around irregular shapes and surfaces

never fails to make me tear up

Decadance -- On And On (Fears Keep On) (Dub Version) [Italy, Italo-Disco] (1983)

Decadance -- On And On (Fears Keep On) (Dub Version) [Italy, Italo-Disco] (1983)
https://redd.it/da7eg0
https://youtu.be/OFUvxhfmzqs

woke up today and everything hurts even though i slept well

it is vitally important that you be a pervert. i am not kidding you need to be horny. don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise they are your enemy ki​ll them

being opposed to kink is inherently tied to assimilationism and always has been

the true chaser is a noble species that doesnt interfere with the life of an average girl nowadays. we have coevolved as species

i want to love food and my labor and my residence again but DAMN do i feel burdened!

castle rat put on a very good show last time i saw them. did not like their lighting tech.

new katamari real good

a cool thing about "cd's" is you push one button and it plays an entire album of music ad free and then (unless you request otherwise) it just stops and awaits further instruction. a very elegant system.

should i play my summer car

soooo underemployed :c