Does the new world order come with the health insurance?

Someone's hiding porn in that copy of Of Mice and Men.

This is me and every hobby.

Matt Gaetz was ousted because his commitment to pedophillia only extended as far as ephebophiles. Though removed, he remained in the chamber longer after, as building maintenance personal repairing the doorway required the use of his head to measure some right angles.

Having not paid attention to Bill in years, I'm just going to assume Charlie Kirk was his phylactery.

You should offer work to the @knowledgefight.bsky.social podcast guys. I'm certain people will be curious what AJ is up to, and reporting on him on InfoWars feels perfectly inline with the companies new direction.

You should just rerun some of the more insane Infowars articles to see how many people think it's satire this time around.

A lot? I think I've seen 2 in the past 3 year.

Not that I recommend visiting that horrid site, but the amount of schadenfreude one experiences reading their archived reactions of the trial as it was ongoing can cause an overdose.

I thought you were referring to Boozy...

If you want to make the Bluesky server engineers job easier, don't respond to other posts with "InternalServerError"

Thinking about starting a gym that only charges you a membership fee for each week you don't use it.

Pretty sure this is an AI render of the game. It looks so jank. Lol

Got a haircut and they tried to give me a receipt. Now I'm imagining the situation where I would have to prove I paid for a haircut.

... Cookie Clicker?

We got a whole sport called disc golf.

The automod didn't like my junk joke. Oh well.

Subjective enjoyment of a video game is somehow a hot topic, as if theirs a hidden scroll of objective criticism guidelines that every critic posses but spitefully ignores.

I been using Thunderbird for a while. It's simple and clean. Though, communicating over email is 8th or 9th on my most common ways to communicate, just behind stifled grunts when I get out of bed and skipping into the kitchen when the toaster pops, so take that recommendation with a grain of salt.

This could be an insult, or a complement, depending on who were discussing.

I think it's pop rocks. They explode AND they're edible? Radical.

I believe it's called car pooling.

Is that that place with the big unfinished erector set tower?

The horrifying eventuality of a pro AI Pope.

"Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears."

My man. Befriend the Romans and your Country men and then you can just address one category.

I don't know what this is but if you enjoy it I guarantee you will like Gaki no Tsukai.

INIAL but shouldn't that lawyer have said "Objection, non-responsive" about a hundred times?

Can I get a lawyers impression of Afroman's cross examination in the lawsuit against him?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE8m...

#LawSky

Battles not over, Jeremy is just getting closer the big man for a leg sweep.

Found one of my old haikus

the poptart sits alone
it fears me, i am hungry
but it has a gun

I lost my miss Pixel this morning. Sweetest tiny black cat I've ever had the pleasure of being a bed for.

I'm sorry for your loss. Its impossible not to grieve, but it's good that they were loved so much.