there’s exactly one heuristic for whether or not you’re having a good conversation and this is whether you can acutely feel the need for graph- or tree-based messaging software while you talk

lower than average for day after if anything

eh i mean definitely not insane, but “oh this is just like oil paints being invented” etc strikes me as pretty highly credulous and kind of ignores a lot of the material reality of things

he’s not my dadddd!!

i’m hearing they’ve invented adderall 2 and it’s called being a little bit happy

insane how much money these people can get to do absolutely nothing

good truck

my body is trained fill my bladder at exactly the rate at which my laptop drains of battery so that i can leave the coffee shop only when all my resources have been fully depleted in unison. they're calling this "supranaturally gifted behavior"

intro music on the new season also does not hit the same at all!

and it’s always so sad because it feels like the opposite of what they are trying to impart lol

ahh i see lol yeah that would indeed be simpler

make some foreign legions?

need this so hard

love wins! gay raytheon employees develop a rectum that is also a grave

average semantic distance to tumblr has decreased dramatically since the exodus

i feel like that only worked because of how completely foreign all the content was in so many aspects. here we are too alike