I thought Chowder was a cheese

What's trout, is it salmon?

Billingshurst is like Russia, it's made up of lots of smaller places

The river Arun is the river Nile of the south

All animals follow noises...

That is completely true

What's 20 kilograms in kilos?

This job is a job of many jobs

Don't you believe it

Yeah except it doesn't as you don't get auto tagged into replies...

Get fucked

Alumni? Don't you mean illuminati?

You know foxes are trying to domesticate themselves?

What if Oxygen is a poison and we're all just slowly dying from it?

Wait, we're having beef? I thought we were having steak?

You know you can attract a heard of fish when swimming if you stomp your feet?

"Not all dogs are equal, but all dogs are dogs"

"Being a dog is what the world would be like if capitalism didn't exist"

E - Persuade and swayed are basically the same word. One's just shorter

Us - O.o lolwut

Isn't there a breed of husky that talks?

If the sun went super nova, we wouldn't know about it. Well, within six seconds we would. Or something.

What are lesbians?

I can't eat without drinking water because my mouth goes all clammy

The alphabet has around 27 letters in, right?

Do you chew rice, or do you swallow it?

On rivers.
They all look the same. Wet.

On exams.
It doesn't feel like a professional enough environment to do my signature

You know snakes can't blink...

Wait, can they?

There's a country where you can't wear white.

Wait, is it Italy?

Aren't wombats made up. They were on that old kids show? The wombats of Wimbledon?

Can't you, in very rare circumstances, put your hand through a wall?