I'd vote for masochism and sensation. With those two submission should increase naturally.

This is some excellent ropework. I do bondage semi-professionally, and I'm fussy about rope art.

As for god, my favorite is, “God doesn’t seem to be trying to stop it. Maybe she’s trying to teach you tolerance.”

Then when they say “God isn’t a she,” I reply, “So pronouns do matter?”

I always ask those people how anything that exists in nature can be unnatural.

As long as you don’t mind higher prices.