j*rma is crazy for this

theyre going to chuck him into the binm

So true 😂 his fulltime job description: annoying arthur

rhys ditto is literally giving me the hardest job to pack bc this thing wont squash bc its made of wool beanies

coming back to this i dont think he would, he just likes scaring people for fun (but would he)

ARTHUR NO

if you think about it from arthur's pov technically all of da///w/ntail was azm's fault.

STAY AWAY FROM HER, GET A JOB

i always get such random tells/chats directed at me bc arthur looks like Regular MMO Guy it makes me laugh each time

??? dfkjksdjfkhfjgdlk

HELP DMSKMDKS im glad i could inspire you... I carry them around hidden in my handbag and whip them out for pics occasionally but ppl who pint them to the front of itas are so strong..

ogh its why i decided against it bc i dont want to carry around a heavy bag and on transit too.... but.... everyone needs to see odi itabag tho

Rank 5 is very doable, I believe

ALSO AZM INVITED EMET TO LIVE IN THEIR SHARED HOUSE RIGHT AFTER NOOOOOOOOOOO arthur getting cucked and being the third wheel every single day of his life

arthur in a dress being the best man and singing for azm and hades' wedding was not on my tomolife bingo card

it gets even better later on lmfaooo its so deranged

i really have too much power in this game #tomolife

i am totally not mad that pcto turned out to be pink/green. save me next expansion tank job save me

ogh the vpr relic being blue/orange .... wheezing

i like the impression that azm has somehow made on everyone that he's a serial killer who wants to murder everyone in their sleep for breathing on him wrong

OH MY GODDD the way the game just panned slowly over to him, full silence, then he just dropped THIS LINE ON HIS FIRST DATE WITH EMT

its part of the gag where they randomly insert irl pictures of things so you get actual pictures of locations/animals next to the miis LMAO

emt is so short everytime he talks the speech bubble blocks azm

their canon height difference

the way he instantly crushed on emt and abandoned arthur. you're disowned

noooooooooo

you can just say that dude

cracking my knuckles

i too would rip a portal to get dunkins whenever too, i get it

me: this thing is a portal where is it leading
oomf: boston