We used to be a proper country

Putting all the robot detritus on the stretcher sent me

Admittedly in the context of *gestures at everything* it doesn’t matter, and from a purely baseball perspective it sure doesn’t matter, but

The Cardinal bullpen is BAD bad

Never a doubt.

Ah so the bullpen stinks

Bring back the spirit of out-of-bounds

(Baseball!)

How did mans sweat through his *jacket*

Thanks I hate it

Yeah this dude is not ready for the bigs. Loved the forward-thinking of the hire, but holding a grudge for months is not a mindset conducive to surviving a 162-game season.

Bro said “false herring”

Unless there’s a guy named Brian involved

Watching basketball.

Muskogee, Oklahoma, America, stand up

There is not a single correct kettlebell swing in this entire video

Refs cheatin

St. Louis Cardinals baseball from 2017-25

Lee Raybon is a real one

These photoshopped pictures of coaches in their new school’s garb on a gameday have never made sense to me. He’s never coached a game. Why are we supposed to pretend he has?

It contains a segment of the population that is likely not on (or not nearly as active on) other social media platforms. To reach a full audience, you have to involve all channels.

Missed again.

Maybe next year.

Anyone watching college football over the World Series right now I pity you

AB
SO
LUTE

CINEMA

The play that just happened in the World Series was absurdly good. Just baseball at the absolute highest level. It’s a shame that 97% of the population won’t be exposed to it because it’s not football, because that was absolute freaking cinema.

There’s nothing wrong with baseball.

Scenes—SCENES, I TELL YOU—in Toronto right now

With the Cardinals not in the playoffs I will become a fervent fan of my second-favorite team, Whoever Is Playing The Cubs

What no come on I’m shocked

Mercedes having Kick Six video in a commercial voiced by Nick Saban is diabolical work

To these student journalists: Keep being “weird.”

To Brent Venables: 🙄