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Instead of asking chatgpt, why not ask a librarian? You'll get real answers and they won't tell you to kill yourself.
Shoot me a
You were not seeing this in 2024.
strong contender for most relevant meme of 2026
Fuck, they’re going to put Riley Gaines in charge.
‘Some parents said they’d break my knees’: the teacher who exposed Putin’s primary school propaganda
The Philadelphia Union will never stop reminding you what it feels like to be a Philadelphia Union fan
For anyone looking to attend that aren't on Facebook, my mom's service is on Saturday. The viewing is at 10am, and there will be a small service at 11 where I will speak and then open it up to whomever wants to share a story about her. www.shellyfuneralhomes.com/memorials/do...
With what you and I have gone through in the past few weeks, I’m busy happy to be able to enjoy a football game. Go sports.
"impeachment should be abandoned, it didnt work the first two times" = we all remember when the civil rights/suffrage movements gave up after the first two protests didnt work.
The man loves no motion and everyone running the to the sticks hitch route. Howie can’t let this go on for much longer, can he?
MSNBC reported Schumer's office felt that the longer that shutdown went on, the more likely it was that people would start to blame the Dems.
My kingdom for Democrats that don't govern out of fear. I've said it before and I'll say it again: The American people are far braver than their reps.
Also, down with the Dodgers
sharing again as i made a few changes with facts not in the PTR
Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE
Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in
Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle
Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired
Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
Fuck ICE, Fuck the Dodgers, Go Birds, Go Phils
Honestly, I'm still sad about Jota.
Funny that they honor Jota right before Luis Figo comes out to present an award, as Diogo was better than him don’t ya know? @akameatfork.bsky.social
My phone kept autocorrecting Kittle hamstring to little hamstring and I confused the hell out of my buddy with 5 straight texts saying so. “Who’s hamstring is small?”
I"m really happy to see this. It's also true that this points to a very large population of twentysomething dumbfucks in the United States. (Just keeping it real.)
im holding out a rain lily for zane to smell because its 5am and you gotta have a little boost
hollerin with the world championship
lots of bracelets from the meet and greet and the championship
my family.
thank you for everything. i dont have the words to do the feeling justice because i havent slept in four days but ill try to find them by wednesday
This checks out
It always amazes me that the centrists are “powerless” to stop the MAGAs but go fucking guns-blazing when progressives get any sunshine.
This just fucking sucks, man. Dude doesn’t deserve any of the shit he gets put through.
One of the nicest guys I know, who always seems to not be able to catch a break, just lost his son suddenly. In times like this I curse the God who takes from and tortures people him, while also hoping that the same God welcomes his son into his warm embrace.
