Those dudes need to take a seat. My old librarian asses did 33 seconds.

I do resent not getting carded though. I just had a birthday… flatter me, bartenders.

Why they had this event in Berkeley on Cal Day… oof. So much frat bro. So so much. But really, bros. I out chugged the beer runners. That’s how librarians roll, yo.

Welcome the a cross-state rivalry, Alpha.

I win at chugging.

Ha! They get pics of my chugging. I won that at least. Need to work on my actual running.

At least I know the Penguins game will be on at the bar. I’m losing battery. 😂

They have the Dallas-Minnesota game on at the post-beer mile bar, and am I that drunk? Is that the score? Whoa!

The winner of this race did a low 7 minute mile. With four beers. Unreal.

The last time I did this was 8 years ago and I did the full mile. No idea how I did that. This time was just the relay: 2 quarter mile laps with a break

I mean, a winner is losing, but still. And we have our first puker. It is not me.

The next race starting after j finished my group

I did not win the race but I was first done chugging the first lap and was first off the line. Out chugging drinkers is a win in my book, tbh.

View of San Francisco and the Golden Gate Bridge from Berkeley

A great view for doing something stupid. But beer mile, let’s do it.

And I’m sharing a Lyft with my friends to the thing and walking to their place and why do they need to live on the other side of two of the nastiest hills in our neighborhood?

Grief is weird. I just want to be alone but here I am putting on a happy face to go to a fun thing with friends. Though I know Steve would laugh at me doing this thing.

Thanks dude! I needed that more than you know.

Got bad news about a friend and colleague this morning, but I keep getting happy texts from friends and can’t say “thanks, but this terrible thing happened,” so I keep it happy and then will break the news to everyone else on Sunday. No use ruining weekends

If you are ever in Calgary, plan a day trip out to Drumheller. The museum is amazing, and the World's Largest Dinosaur is a fun roadside visit. That's where I met Ms. Cera. The T-Rex gets all the love. But I appreciated her

I'm at the "study cafe" until 11pm tonight, and I'm overhearing a student complain about finance classes all being at 8am. Dude, you live in California. The finance classes are early to get you ready for your career. Markets open 6am our time, kiddo. If you're not up for that, you're late.

Me and a model triceratops

This is a go to question I have for people. Mine is the triSARAHtops.

@aussiastronomer.bsky.social ok, again I can google this, but what’s the point of hang done burpies with an astronomer if I can’t ask? 😂 Could life live on moons instead of the planets they orbit? I mean, what makes planets special?

Though to be honest, my list is most of them 😂

I'm feeling pretty useless because everyone I vote for in the primaries lately doesn't win, and then I'm left voting for party because, duh. But then here we are.

Good luck, y'all. No pressure, but we're kind of counting on you.

My gut feelings about people remain undefeated.

Dante Hall

Galileo Hall

The outside of a big white church

The inside pews an alter of a church

They are still named their original names. And that ain’t no “chapel”

The two classroom buildings, for humanities and science classes, were named Dante and Galileo. Two excommunicated Catholics. I strive to levels of petty like that

The first major named buildings were the two class rooms buildings and the chapel. They named the chapel a “chapel” instead of “church” or “cathedral” (even though it is that) so the Church would not be able to take ownership of it and house a congregation there. And then…

When the Brothers wanted to move the college to where it is today, they needed money for construction. The Church at the time said no and refused to help. The Brothers secured funding other ways and built it anyway. Then they got petty…

The Catholic Church doesn't really do excommunication anymore, at least not at a the-Pope-kicks-you-out, way, but man, Pope Leo should consider bringing that back. And I don't say that lightly.

Similarly, I know I'm not supposed to hate on other women, especially appearances, but she is grossly ugly. Just a mess. I feel bad for her that she has that dysmorphia mental illness. No healthy person does that on purpose.