I’m appalled by what and how much my friends put in the dryer

The Pope said, “peace.” And Trump and the media thought it was an attack.

Yeah I would guess 12 year olds would be bad at marriage.

/2 For non-lawyers: “Rising Star” and “Super Lawyer” are distinctions you pay for, like paying to be in “Who’s Who Of American High School Students” or “Best American Poetry,” then use to impress rubes. Pure marketing hackery. I trash any resume that features them.

And her number is 5184748390 if you want to complain and leave a voicemail like I just do.

Schumer and Gillibrand are in that 8, can’t wait to primary them into the sun

The Dingbats (Jamie’s standom), welcome you.

I hope he takes Ken’s record down

Caught up and current ranking of all:
Alicia
Jo-Ellen
Liz
Rulla
Kelsey
Rosie
Ashley

“I want to forgive you, and I want to forget you.” Lauren Conrad. Still stops me in tracks.

Jamie Ding’s run on Jeopardy is the only thing bringing me joy in these times. Dingbats unite!

What does that even mean? Let him have pretended he won in 2020?

You all are talking about “the Pope is weak on crime” and I feel like the real gem is “should get his act together as Pope.”

Such a shame to see it

I never thought I’d live through a great schism. I might start going to mass again.

🫂

Very well put

Simpsons screenshot. Principal Skinner and Mrs. Krabappel at Martin’s birthday. Edna with a cigarette saying, “well, yes, but then, I was a very depressed child.”

It's like that time Ladybird Johnson held a press conference to inform everyone she had no idea who the Zodiac Killer was

Does Melania’s press conference have anything to do with Jen Shah’s recent statements about Ghislaine?

This is NOT the draft. This is a nothing burger of a story. Since 1980, all 18-25 year old men have been required to register with the selective service. You probably did it through the DMV because most states already do this automatically. If you got student loans, you certified that you did this.

Depended upon the state. Many states do it automatically via the dmv

Happy Dyngus day! May everyone get doused in water today and your legs hit with pussywillow branches 🇵🇱

Why don’t you do the full “fuckin’” quote and provide the war crime context.

I will never forgive Trump supporters. Ever. Never.

The only question that should remain is how they could ever even think to forgive themselves.

No, probably not. I appears it was a krassenstein brothers rumor. I am hoping and praying. But seeing nothing creditable yet.

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

I’ve been contemplating that too. And I think…so

“The AMA criticized our reporting on their stance. Here’s how the AMA is wrong about their own statement”

That’s what you’re going with?

The Atlantic Subscribe IDEAS Where Are All the Campus Protests? Two years ago, students occupied buildings and colonized the quad. Now the same places are strangely silent.

Honestly, fuck off.