a man with a mustache is smiling and looking at the camera in a black and white photo . Alt: Pablo Escobar as a young pope Leo about to take the gloves off.

Da Pope.

(Metal Gear?) Ray?

I miss Yakov Smirnoff. Wait, no I don’t.

A Color of Night remake would do BOFO BO.

What is “The uncanny valley that is Rook from Alien Romulus?”

First ya get da money.
Den ya get da power.
Den ya get the enslavement of the earth.

“Oracle. Upload the map of the Clitoral Network. It’s going to be a long night.”

Leela: “This Toads the Wet Sprocket!”

Oh, no! Batman gonna steal that to make a spear to kill Superman!

“It’s too bad it wont live. But then again, who does?”

Don’t worry. Those movies will eventually be remade. The Hobbit will be 5 movies to really tell the tale.

Horus did nothing wrong.

Hm? *starts reading Warhammer 40k lore* Okay now I’m insane. That’s just great.

Marion Cotillard can do WHATEVER she wants.

oh i get it. its about the macroeconomics of declining birthrates.

Doctor: "Good news! Found a kidney transplant for ya. Its a bit banged up but I know a guy who'll buff out those rock shards for a 6 pack of beer."

Ah, yes. The “Sydney Sweeney.” Quite right.

(Metal Gear) REX?!

a man wearing an orange shirt and a blue shirt is making a funny face Alt: Jim Downey plays a homeless man paid two dollars to humiliate himself in the hit film Dirty Work.

I knew he reminded me of someone from Dirty Work.

Sixpence None The Richer(?) and toss in some Mudvayne for some flavor.

“Yes, I would Kent.”

If it were remade today that one guy would be named "Tesla Diner."

Planet of the Apes but the Wahlberg one.

Two dresses in one! Blue and black or white and gold depending on your mood.

Good tune but after a bit its like, man, he repeats "Born in the USA" like 50 times. Need about half that.

Dude sure loves styrofoam packing peanuts.

When they make the Incredibles live-action movie, we got the perfect role for Paul Walter Hauser.

Metal Gear?