Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

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Ben Collins before and after taking over InfoWars

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begrudgingly texting all the people i've been with recently to give them a heads up that apparently i gave a woman the ick and that they should go get checked.

i once threw up at a smashing pumpkins concert and billy corgan has yet to ask me if i’m feeling any better.

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

because "henchmaning out to futa hentai" didn't flow as well.

A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi

You know when a “new technology” is dogshit because rich people keeeeeep telling us that we need to get on board with it or get left behind. We’ve already been left behind. You’re rich. We aren’t. Eat a bag of artificial dicks.

it was when my child separated the plastics from the glass bottles that, to my horror, i realized she had been radicalized by Greta Thunberg.

strange these op-eds about women being too angry have all come out the last few days when during the same time there's also been a massive investigation published on an online rape academy with millions of viewers a month and none of them have bothered to even cover it, even as news

saying Bernie Sanders is bordering on being antisemitic is so funny. if i were to do my poor impression of Bernie Sanders one might accuse me of being antisemitic.

my eyes are rolling so hard, they are replicating Sonic's spindash.

young singers are already growing up listening to Autotuned recordings and mimicking that sound.

"somebody needs to put a stop to this," tweets local representative that could put a stop to this

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

wincing looking at this image

Cookie Monster delivering the eulogy at Bert's funeral. Head bowed low. Stillness. "Me want cookies," he sadly intones. "Me want cookies."

Just make Barbie dolls that will not get stuck in a dad's asshole. Acknowledge dads are going to stick the dolls up their asses. Make them so they fit better.

all hail Vice President JD Pants

famous illustration of the junkie shooting up with jesus behind him offering his arm instead, but its trump instead of jesus

begrudgingly texting all the people i've been with recently to give them a heads up that apparently i gave a woman the ick and that they should go get checked.

the #1 argument against generated "art."

People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god

On Monday, a woman posts a photo on her "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account. It shows a dog at a Holy Week event in Spain. The dog is dressed like the other religious figures at the event, which involves an all-white outfit and pointy white hat.

On Monday, a woman posts a photo on her "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account. It shows a dog at a Holy Week event in Spain. The dog is dressed like the other religious figures at the event, which involves an all-white outfit and pointy white hat. The caption reads: "Dachshund takes on Semana Santa 🐶✝️🐣 #dachshund #semanasanta #dogsofinstagram #potd #happyeaster"

On Friday, the same woman posts a photo of her dog sitting on their couch. The dog is again dressed in the same outfit. This time, they have a gold necklace with a Christian cross on his neck.

The caption for Friday's post reads: "‼️PLEASE READ‼️ For clarity: the post from a few days ago was a reference to Semana Santa, a Spanish religious and cultural tradition. It was not connected to extremism, racism, or politics in any way. This was already stated in the disclaimer, but it is clear that some either misunderstood that context or chose to ignore it. This account is a dachshund account, and it will remain a space dedicated purely to the joy, humor, and love of sharing life with my dog. Nothing beyond that. Some of the comments left under that post were deeply disturbing. Hate, racism, extremist language, and abusive behavior have no place here. They will be removed and reported immediately. I appreciate everyone who continues to engage with this page with respect, kindness, and the spirit in which it is intended. • #dachshund #semanasanta #potd #spanishtraditions #fypage"

I'm sorry, but this woman posting photos of her dog at a religious event in Spain and then having to frantically clarify a few days later at their "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account is something out of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

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is the past tense "everybody wanged chung" or "everybody wang chunged tonight"? this is for my thesis.