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Posts by Heather Buchanan
A drawing of a weird colourful bird with long bendy legs and the text: “I don’t want to lay eggs I want a modest bungalow where I can show off my collection of discarded air fryers I find in dumpsters and name Tanya. I have 18 Tanya’s so far.”
A drawing for you today
A bag of old Dutch brand “hint of lime” rounds, circular lime tortilla chips
These might just be a Canada thing, but you’re right, I do want some rn
An illustration of a purple bird surrounded by flowers with text that says “I will not let their hate turn me into something hateful”
Bird
Aww, thank you!
And that belief is really just denial based in fear, reinforced though incredibly silly behaviours like this
Hahaha ❤️
A drawing of two horses wearing boots, one standing on top of the other. The top one says: “where are you taking me. The bottom one replies: “GIRL, I thought you were driving”
Girl
Illustration of a wacky colourful bird creature surrounded by flowers with text that reads: don’t give your money to billionaires, support artists and goofballs and wild wonderful weirdos
A reminder this holiday season and always
Aw, thanks so much Jen! I always mean to pop in more often
Illustration of a wacky colourful bird creature surrounded by flowers with text that reads: don’t give your money to billionaires, support artists and goofballs and wild wonderful weirdos
A reminder this holiday season and always
They’re some of the best
A poster titled “know your pasta shapes” with fun loose illustrations of 16 types of pasta. The names are, well, wrong. The bow tie is Mr fancy boy. Rotini - wiggle winders. Large shells - madame’s secret. Small shells - mademoiselle’s smaller, daintier secret. Then we have long twirler, girthier long twirler, and then orzo as “you’re telling me that’s not rice?”. Next is yum yum wheels, potato fluff puffs. Then the tubes: tiny tubes, big honkin tube, twisty tube (macaroni, you get it) and gaping tube. Cavatelli - water slide, and finally ravioli is secret mystery fun surprise
If you ever forget your pasta shapes, I made you a helpful chart
#illustration #drawing #pasta
Oh my gosh you have made my week, there is nothing better in the whole world than when the exact right kind of oddball finds it. Thank you!
I think that was Hobbes, Calvin prayed with a bit of ceasing
A watercolour painting of a white cat. Block lettered writing says “how hard is it to join my cult and give me all of your precious precious jewels”
It’s very much about a sense of power and control in the world that quietly paying taxes wouldn’t bring
Being able to ghoulishly affect policy so they won’t be punished for myriad harmful behaviours is key
Awww that is all so sweet
I had a budgie who fell in love with his own reflection instead of a lovely female budgie I rescued, but I think that was more just narcissism
The last thing my sides need is to hustle
A print of digital bird illustrations. They’re fairly realistic, though a little loosely stylized. Big text running down the middle in rainbow letters says “LGBTQ” and it turns out to be an acrostic standing for “gosh I love gay birds those total Q.T. Pies”. For a full list of the birds illustrated, follow the link.
Fell down a rabbit hole learning about gay birds. And let me tell you, the birds, they are so gay. Gayer than I ever imagined. Far beyond a few lesbian seagulls and gay penguin dads. So I made a bird-filled pride print!
www.heatherbuchanan.ca/collections/...
absolutely accurate. Nuts can also contribute to this self deception
Illustration of a campbells kid from a retro advertisement
it worked, this kid was how I knew I could never handle the pressures of motherhood
Penguins are definitely some of the best known queer critters thanks to some who have raised chicks together at zoos, so sweet
Both sides are incredible!
And here I was excited to improve my tracy skills
Oh my gosh!!!
Reading stories where people realized their chickens were lesbians, and/or developing rooster-like traits, was one of my favourite things! So fun
A print of digital bird illustrations. They’re fairly realistic, though a little loosely stylized. Big text running down the middle in rainbow letters says “LGBTQ” and it turns out to be an acrostic standing for “gosh I love gay birds those total Q.T. Pies”. For a full list of the birds illustrated, follow the link.
Fell down a rabbit hole learning about gay birds. And let me tell you, the birds, they are so gay. Gayer than I ever imagined. Far beyond a few lesbian seagulls and gay penguin dads. So I made a bird-filled pride print!
www.heatherbuchanan.ca/collections/...
Boots AND cats? In this economy?
Forever drawing/painting the clothes I wish I had!