Don't worry, I've popped the blanket over his tiny bird skull to keep him safe.

The Dog has paid me a visit

I'm sure people do still try on the fringes, but it got quite dull watching things like the MTV awards and seeing a shit video win the main prize. IT USED TO MEAN SOMETHING.

Back when good music videos were good music videos, and not just mediocre videos attached to songs that were popular (and still won Best Music Video awards, somehow)

Imagine doing the maths on that in 27 years time. Embarrassing for everyone.

See this is where someone has used LOGIC for their substitutions!!!! Not "i don't like egg so I used banana. inedible, why would the BBC do this to me specifically"

If you remember going on holiday as a kid/teen and there being "The Song" - this was "The Song" from last year's visit to the Ghent 6. I wonder what this year's will be.

BAILA BAILA BAILA BAILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

As someone who went to university there: my condolences.

(this is more accurate in terms of light)

The thinnest sliver of yellow moon, the bottom right is the lit part, the rest is darkness.

Smashing Moon out tonight

a roadside Little Chef, definitely haunted

Sadly, Barton Stacey services is no longer a Little Chef. It's been taken over by the Starbucks overlords.

(I drove half of this)

Left on 100% battery and it's now on 18%. Drove a total of 167 miles. Not too shabby in a "city car" EV.

As I've never driven any considerable distance before, this morning was spent driving down to *checks notes* Barton Stacey services and back home again to see a) what it was like actually driving and b) what the range of the car was. Not interesting! At all! But crucial.

HUMPTY DUMPTY
THE RAVING EGG

Quick question: Are Scooter okay??

Cc @alexeptable.bsky.social

bitch said 'in in'

...IT IN...

If any of you lot see a Tesco/Red Bull advert in the coming weeks/months involving a F1 car, just know that they filmed in in our local Big Tesco car park and the locals are FURIOUS. They started way before 0700 and made a FACKING RACKET.

[I've just bought some silly stuff off Liberty, mainly because the bottles are aluminium and have nice pumps, I am ~fickle~]

DO IT. TAKE THE RISK. Kerastase is good, you'll be fine. Careful with some of their oils though as some formulae have changed and some are not as good as they used to be!!

Which brands/price are you looking at? I'm assuming you're not aiming at Oribe shampoo here...

hey guess what, wes, we would also like the ground to open up and swallow you whole

I listen to a stupid radio station (Q Music's Foute Radio) sometimes and it's always a joy hearing "autoglass repair autoglass replace" but NOT that.

Ernie also says hi (but also can you fk off and let him sleep pls)

I miss seeing the winky boi on the TL!

Ernie, the dog, squinting as he faces the bright morning sun.

Sun's out

The banana one if my favourite for sure. Adults need stickers too!!

Omgggggggggggggg

www.maptap.gg April 13
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Final score: 886

Started very well, and then absolutely fucked it

There is a house near us that has these hares running across the top, it is DELIGHTFUL.

[pic taken from streetview but i will get a pic next time I'm down that way]