Yknow shits bad when youre listening to nonstop [yearning] [confession] and [friends to lovers] audios

eating an ORANGE instead of an ICE CREAM BAR because HEALTH

(I already had an ice cream bar earlier)

Couldn't have said it better myself

I just want a man to put his hand over my mouth, whisper filth into my ear, and fuck me back to sleep

I know I’m ovulating when I fall asleep at 3:00 am after cumming and wake up at 5:30 am too horny to fall back asleep until I cum again

Today's small moments of joy so far:
- a particularly satisfying morning coffee poop
- my shy, skittish cat getting cozy and demanding scratches from my dad
- this TikTok: www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8g876Gv/

I haven’t read the book yet, but the four people I went with all had and they also loved it (and yelled at me to read the book, which I shall 😅)

I agree on the balance. I think the comedic elements were heartwarming, relatable, and the perfect offset!

Saw Project Hail Mary this weekend. Cried on and off pretty much the whole way after the first hour. Amaze, amaze, amaze. 👎🥹

hey, happy Trans Day of Visibility and fuck the Trump administration 🏳️‍⚧️

I mean, Ann Putnam Jr. really on some puritanical mean girl, pick-me shit

a close up of a girl 's face with the words barely restrained seething behind her Alt: GIF from Netflix's Wednesday. Actress Jenna Ortega stares into the camera while the closed captioning reads [barely restrained seething]

Watching a podcast about the Salem Witch Trials and feeling my blood pressure rise because literally 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩

Gimme that hit of dopamine, I NEED it

Get tested !

and it's ruining my life

Thinkin' about being dominated by cute boys...

Also, I'm not active on Twitter. I want to see the BlueSky results 😅

This should have been my result 😂 though I do give off big top energy, so maybe I just need them merged together

*queues Heads Will Roll*

I like your weird brain, too

Big top energy that actually wants to be underneath 85% of the time

Pointing out once again that age verification could be done in an entirely anonymous, encrypted way via handshake protocols with open-source code (so can everyone can verify it's not harvesting any data it shouldn't)

They do age verification this way because GETTING YOUR PII IS THE GOAL

stop it (and by that I mean don't stop it at all) 😭

I historic narrative of all the different foods people have prepared in slow cookers would be called a crockumentary.

Here in internet communities we *choose* to be in, we ask for help with our big, dumb brains. 💕

Have some loud purrs!

Thank goodness no one wants to be on camera first thing Monday morning... I just sleep until the last possible moment then jump on Teams nakey from bed 🫣

Of course. I need a desk pet who can start in bed for lazy mornings and flex to the couch when I’m not feeling my office 😉

A kind reminder of my audience for this my Blue Sky

Selfie of my breasts while lounging in bed in the morning light

Monday morning conference calls from bed 🤫