Feeling like a big dumbass working on my taxes right now. Who am I sending this money to

Went on TikTok last night for a social media palate cleanse and was served content about how Canada is preparing for war with the US but we don’t know it bc we are so censored?? 😵‍💫 can someone reset this level of the simulation plz

Put the people who made the coffee mate tongue commercial in prison

You know it's unprecedented times when Millennials are voluntarily making phone calls.

That phrase “when someone shows you who they are, believe them” has become a mantra at this point

Time blindness appears for me the most when I say to myself “you might go to bed at a reasonable hour after all” & still end up in bed at 1:30am 😇

So are we all going to migrate back to Tumblr or what