My favorite part of walking dogs is when they look up at me and smile like, “Isn’t this GREAT?” and “Thanks for carrying my poop” and “I won’t run if you unleash me” and “You’re kind of stupid, aren’t you?"

this album is a masterpiece and i am not kidding

Fate whispers to the warrior, “You cannot withstand the storm."
The warrior whispers back, “Sorry, what?"
Fate: "You cannot withstand the storm."
Warrior: “You’re cutting out. Like you’re in a tunnel."
Fate: “Now you say, 'I am the storm.’"
Warrior: “There’s a huge storm here, call me back."

Swalwell: I am committed to finding the real rapist and won’t stop until I find him

Chef: This is what I make when I don’t feel like cooking-
Me: Grilled cheese?
Chef: … then just fill the honey-glazed duck cavity with star anise, ginger, garlic and scallions now preheat the

Hahaha

Sunny’s siren song

Today I learned that Sylvester the Cat was originally named “Thomas.”

A jazz album will be called “David Stebbins - AWAKENINGS” so you’ll assume David Stebbins is the guy singing on 9 of the 10 tracks but then you look it up and he’s the bassoon player

[alt text by NASA] The Moon, seen here backlit by the Sun during a solar eclipse on April 6, 2026, is photographed by one of the cameras on the Orion spacecraft’s solar array wings. Orion is visible in the foreground on the left. Earth is reflecting sunlight at the left edge of the Moon, which is slightly brighter than the rest of the disk. The bright spot visible just below the Moon’s bottom right edge is Saturn. Beyond that, the bright spot at the right edge of the image is Mars. Credit: NASA

Whoa 🤯

The Moon, in full eclipse, with the #Artemis II Orion spacecraft. Part of the Moon and spacecraft are lit by Earthshine, and both Saturn and Mars are visible to the lower right. Incredible. Details: images.nasa.gov/details/art0...

I’m so old that I thought a special on HBO called “Finding Harry: The Craft Behind the Magic” was going to be about Houdini

In a shop window, an enormous and elaborately decorated Easter egg, split horizontally, lies on its side. On one end are two grey bunny ears, flopped out (lifelessly?) from within the egg.

Hauling out this photo again.

I mean, you don't really need a translator

Hear me out. Keep the State Visit, but send Princess Anne instead.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I hormuz you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fucking hormuz you?

Gonna have nightmares about Cottage Cheese walnut

West Edmonton Mall in Grade 6

Looks like The Judds are touring again

Cuban poster for Hitchcock’s ROPE (1948)

I love you, Kendra

Markdwayne the bathtub, I’m dwowning

“How the West Was Won” in Cinerama

It’s really hard to win an argument when you have the hiccups

Not a lot of interest in my Luge for Seniors class

*realtor trying to stop her nosebleed* I do love a home with a breezeway

Those yahoos should try a round and see if their hip flexors can handle it. Not to mention moving yourself around the ice on one foot while paddling with the other, like an upright human canoe.

They've gone Epstinct.

Review: They just made 'The Muppet Show' again. Finally. Seth Rogen takes Kermit, Fozzie, and Miss Piggy back to basics for a 50th anniversary special that will hopefully lead to a new ongoin show

With the new Muppet Show special, Seth Rogen and company finally did the thing every Muppets fan has been asking for forever: They just made The Muppet Show again. My review:

Catherine O'Hara: The Grande Dame of Off-Center Comedy Comedy writer Merrill Markoe remembers Catherine O'Hara and the impact of her career from 'SCTV' to Christopher Guest movies and beyond.

I wrote a piece...i believe they call it "an appreciation"... about one of my comedy heroes: Ms.Catherine O'Hara.
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Michele Bachmann in braces for CarShield