A cartoon showing soldiers sitting in a transport plane with jump door open. One soldier asks "Where are we heading, sarge?". The soldier next to him answers "Not sure. But @DonnieJunior just made a $150M Polymarket bet on Kharg Island beachfront futures. By Wintersart (substack.com@wintersart).
This is all too real. These days, satire is just news but in teaser format.
thefernexperience 19h As woman why are eating 4+ wings . Perhaps a salad for the lady? 1.3K 24 23 ask_aubry 12h This is why we can't stop until the male loneliness epidemic is a pandemic. 4.4K 13 G7
I feel like we can make this happen
Wasn't he in Sliders?
*four not for (bloody autocorrect!)
How fascinating! What a wonderful woman Annie was to raise Lillie as her own, even as she was raising for other children as a single parent. It sounds like the little one slotted into the family easily and was simply accepted as being one of them.
World leaders urge US to treat Venezuelan oil humanely
"We will be monitoring this delicate situation to make sure there is no unnecessary loss of innocent oil” chaser.com.au/world/ally-l...
My DSP is now $28,366 a year including rent assistance.... I worked a few different sessional and home-based jobs this year at small hours to help supplement that but I broke my brain more than once doing that, so next year is a year off
a firefighter cradling an orange cat in a blanket who is looking up at them with gigantic eyes
nbd sobbing over this pic of a firefighter rescuing someone’s cat from the hong kong fire
Drink-driving as a wholesome personality and women couldn't have a bank account?
If I was a tutoring company and I wanted to convince you that I could teach your kids maths, I would probably not have an advert that said “3=2” on it!
That’s just me though.
- He agreed to the sale on condition he could live there as long as he wanted, but she failed to ensure his tenure, putting him *at risk of eviction*
- Her penalty was a one year licence suspension and an $11k fine
This should be an offence subject to imprisonment!
www.news.com.au/national/nsw...
Holy shit, it gets worse (for those who'd prefer not to read a Murdoch website):
- She purchased the home *after* the house next door sold for $1.1m
- She had *power of attorney* over him and he lacked the mental capacity to sell his home
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An Alex Brychta illustration of an Oxford Reading Tree book—it’s a children’s nursery class and in the middle is a pile of blocks with letters on them, they read (top left to bottom): HE PA TI TI S Or hepatitis (unlike Trump who spells it HEPATITAS
Trump clearly never had the wonderful illustrations of Alex Brychta in his reading books…
This is REAL and I love Brychta’s work—I read a LOT of children’s books with children and Biff, Kipper and Chip’s adventures with Floppy are superb! The pictures are wonderful, they make the books…
Councils need to focus on the 3 Rs - Roads, Rates, Running cover for war crimes by a genocidal state
This 🧵 is long so please bear with me. It is compiles evidence in a historical timeline on how effective #COVIDVaccines are. When a pandemic ends we quickly and easily forget the tools that got us out of it. So here is my labour day gift to you prompted by this headline.
truly baffling that a culture obsessed with machismo and swimming in semi-automatics would struggle with gun violence
I'm currently in the air on my way back to Melbourne. What am I returning to?! 😳
[extremely on-mushrooms voice] hear me out. what if we destroy capitalism by feminizing having money
The Israeli government is depraved. It's deliberately starving and murdering children. The world, and Australia, must make a stronger stand with sanctions. The people of Australia demand it.
Cathy Wilcox
Seriously, I wouldn't be visiting the US at all with the current administration. Never had a desire to visit in the first place really, but this reinforces that feeling.
What a fucking disgrace. No wonder women are being murdered so frequently.
Might just be me, but the fact a huge section of our southern food region is at record low rainfall should be receiving a little more coverage.
It's the end of Autumn and dams throughout our area are still dry.
