Girl are you forgetting I had to put Moon on hold for a YEAR because writing two fics at once was murder on my brain?!

I've gotten some love on some older minimoni stories (Similar Creatures) and on Lie and just now @arajellybean.bsky.social showed me a lovely comment about Only Fantasy...

...and now I want to work on another minimoni, even though I'm like balls deep into this yoonmin story.

Time zone bump. #btsfics

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Wicked Distraction | Ch 18: Undercover Bunny

The job may be dangerous, but so is just about everything else he and his hyungs are involved in. This is no different and it’s the best lead they’ve gotten in months.

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a man wearing boxing gloves is hitting a punching bag in a dark room . Alt: Jungkook punching at a punching bag

#btsfics Wicked Distraction | Ch 12: Cage Fight

“I’m a fighter. Put me in the ring.”

“Against a hybrid?”

Jungkook shrugs, acting nonchalant. “Sure. Why not?”

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I am still here, btw. Lamenting the fact that I am currently lamenting the fact that I am too deep into writing a yoonmin story and can't table it in favor of the fantasy minimoni story instead...cause god damn are they feeding me well.

THEY ARE SO IN LOVE! I CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

NO FR LIKE WHAT WAS THE REASON?! WE GET IT YOU'RE IN LOVE STOOOPPP

Namjoon’s love letter? to Jimin on Weverse

Oh my fucking god.

*plans out 12 more epic minimoni fics*

cover for wicked distraction showcasing haegeum agust d/yoongi on one side and alley cat jimin on the other

#btsfics #patreon #yoonmin

Wicked Distraction | Ch 17: The Palace

The only reason Yoongi's even at The Palace is to talk to Queenie’s girls about the stray.

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a close up of a man in a suit and tie Alt: close up of yoongi from the haegeum mv in different outfits

#btsfics #yoonmin

Wicked Distraction | Ch 11: Distracted

Jimin is his favorite distraction, but distractions often have consequences.

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Jimin holding a mic to his mouth from BTS THE COMEBACK LIVE | ARIRANG.

Jimin dancing on stage for BTS THE COMEBACK LIVE | ARIRANG

Dance and music written as poetry. AKA: PARK JIMIN

(Look up Songzio (an avant-garde fashion house in Korea) and how the designed the looks for BTS The Comeback Live.

The collection is called Lyrical Armor and it's just so freaking cool. Each member has an identity...Jimin is the poet.

Still mostly over there. Some BTS stuff, some Pokopia stuff, some book stuff. Basically jsut converging all my shit over there and keeping this for fic reasons.

a close up of a person holding their neck with their hand . Alt: a close up of Jimin holding his neck with his hand. From BST MV

Wicked Distraction | Ch 10: Honeypot

What Bryan is offering is an animal’s collar. It’s thinner, smaller, tighter. A reminder that Jimin isn’t an adored pet, but a plaything being used for his amusement.

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The crossover we needed. @aliascelli.bsky.social delivers the goods. Go show it some love it's so good! (and hot) #btsfics #hrfics

The Lead Single The lead single "SWIM" centers on the resolve to keep moving forward despite life's turbulent waves. Produced by Tyler Spry and Leclair, with writing credits from James Essian, Sean Foreman, Tyler Spry, Jamison Baken, Ryan Tedder, RM, Kirsten Allyssa Spencer, Derrik Milano, and Pdogg, the track frames choosing to move ahead at your own pace as an expression of love for life itself. With RM leading the songwriting, his lyrical depth lends authenticity to the track's message of perseverance, a theme that resonates with the group's own journey of separation and reunion.

Namjoon in the tub, making fingerhearts with Dory in the background.

Ok, so hear me out. I read this...and immediately thought of Joon and Dory.

Yoongi narrows his eyes, wondering what game Jin is playing at. Whatever it is, he’s not in the mood. Not for games or for Queenie’s girls. “Actually,” Yoongi begins again, “I was going to head home. My shoulder is killing me. I just want to take some pain meds and go to sleep. I’m sure Van won’t mind taking food over to Queenie’s though.” “Van’s Korean is so terrible,” Jin laughs. “Don’t subject Queenie’s girls to it.” Even Van laughs at this, clearly enjoying a lovely buzz from all the top shelf soju he’s been consuming with dinner. “All of Queenie’s girls speak English,” Yoongi replies sardonically. “Besides, he doesn’t go to Queenie’s for conversation. No one does.” “So very true,” Van grins, seemingly oblivious to the silent standoff going on between Yoongi and Jin. “Come on, Yoongi. Let’s go to Queenie’s. If your shoulder is still hurting after an hour, we’ll call it a night. But it’s too early to just head home and go to bed and I don’t want to go out by myself, it’s pathetic. Just for an hour. What do you say?” “Go on, Yoongi-yah,” Jin encourages with a maddening shit-eating grin on his face. “Help our poor American friend get laid.” Yoongi looks over at Van who is pouting pathetically, as if he actually does need help getting laid. He closes his eyes and sighs, hating both of his friends right now. “The whole point of Queenie’s is he doesn’t need help,” Yoongi grouses. “He just needs to open his wallet. And given that saved one of Queenie’s girls from being trafficked, he probably doesn’t even have to do that.” “God you’re boring when you’ve been shot,” Van complains as he stands up. “I’ve got to piss. Jin? Please, please, please convince him to go out for an hour while I’m gone. I need fun Yoongi back.”

JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT AND I WILL WRITE IT. Hide your motivations from Yoongi, not from ME!

Like...I can't write it if I don't know, ya know? *whine*

Trying to work on Wicked Distraction, but characters are doing what they want and not clueing me in to their motivations whatsoever (looking at you, Jin) and it is making my job as puppetteer of the blorbos rather difficult.

It's fine. I'm fine. We'll be fine.

We won't, but it's FINE

a woman in a white coat is standing on a balcony . Alt: a person in a straight jacket dancing

Found my concert fit...

Cause wdym minimoni have writing credits on a song called "they don't know about us"

MINI MONI IS REAL! [i cry from my new padded room]

Bahahaha nope it’s me!

a person wearing a pink bunny ear hat with the letter r on it Alt: Jimin in a cute hat making a heart with his hands

If I have been MIA on this account it’s because I’ve been more active on my other/personal account.

So on off chance you miss me, I can DM you that account if you’d like. But I still hop over here and lurk…I’m just posting more over there.

he knew EXACTLY what he was doing the brat

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Asking my Patreon peoples to vote so I know what maybe happens next in the hybrid yoonmin story...hehehehe

Vote is currently tied, so if you follow me here, please vote! #btsfics

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I loved that moment and all the times Army made him laugh during his tour (like poorly disguising their iPhones)

jisung at tma 2023 in a slutty little half sweater

minho with the lower half of the same sweater???

do you ever think about the time minsung wore different parts of the same sweater

Time zone bump. Poor Tae Tae...I'm putting him through so much...

ZOOBILEE ZOO MENTIONED

OMG Literally no one I know has ever watched this masterpiece of a show that I was obsessssed with as a child

I remember watching this in the summer time when I was visiting family in PR lol

Def not. The substance abuse is mentioned more in passing as a problem one of the MCs had in their wild past. (They’re the daughter of a rockstar and lived a very wild youth and is now focused on medicine)