Are we watching the collapse of society on our phones or are our phones watching us, the collapse of society.

You had me at shed. Tell Costco to hire you

what if i fucking kill you

I believe in Spider-Adam and Spider-Eve

Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle:

Limoncello

people who do autobody repair annoyed that the name "dentist" was already taken

Perfection

This Ancient God’s Name Was 'Mud.' Archaeologists Discovered a Water-Filled Temple Possibly Tied to Him in Egypt A structure blending Egyptian, Greek and Roman styles was discovered in the ancient city of Pelusium at the edge of the Nile Delta

*Primus voice intensifies*
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We're cool with it

Comic of the beetle from the cover of Massive Attack's "Mezzanine" meeting the crab from the cover of The Prodigy's "Fat of the Land".

Hi this joke is for me

Two Mourning Doves at a bird feeder with a built-in camera. One dove is in profile, very close to the camera, and appears to be looking at it, and the other dove is further back, but also looks like it’s staring straight into the lens.

These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.

We're not allowed to talk about Willy Wonka's later years when he fashioned a guillotine from butter brickle.

How many times do I have to be reminded not to wear white shirts when I go out for dinner, the sequel

is starbucks coffee named after battlestar galactica or moby dick

Careful, that’s my load bearing delusion

An image of a note pad and pen illuminated from the show Forensic Files, with the expert stating "...can still see the impression." This is crucial evidence for the case.

The same notepad illuminated, with the expert now saying "When we turn the page, I think you"

The notepad and pen with scribbles in blue and black pen easier to see. The expert says "You can see just various scribble."

The final image of a pen pointing to the incriminating scribble in question with the expert voice-over "This is the doodle that we're talking about here."

Forensic Files hits hard

Seconded.

i feel like the popularity of true crime podcasts is based in part on millennials in their formative years looking for carmen san diego

thinking about weird fish again

The First LSD Trip Was a Literal Bicycle Ride 83 Years Ago. Fans of the Psychedelic Celebrate the Occasion Every April 19 In 1943, a chemist in Switzerland synthesized a drug that alters consciousness. His discovery changed the study of medicine, psychiatry and biology—and became a central component of the counterculture...

Happy bicycle day bsky

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Most people don't know that when Bill Withers was singing Ain't No Sunshine, and he repeats "I know" about 50 times, it was because he was distracted by a spider crawling up his leg.

if alice in wonderland needed a measuring tape

Every AI commercial is like "Hey AI, what goes good on a sandwich?" and then the AI is like "Have you considered... cheese?" And then the narrator is like: THE FUTURE IS HERE.

Just read the description and what the fuck?

sorry I haven’t been online lately been trying to open this childproof cap

Pronouncing shitakes like shit takes when I head to the store for a price check.

04. Electric Six - Night Vision (Switzerland) YouTube video by electricdiscography

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Hop on over, I'll save you a piece

The same lemon poppyseed pound cake with more than half of it demolished

Already more than half gone 🤷