Death, taxes, LeBron leading another set of scrubs through the playoffs.

I don’t watch a lot of MNBA games outside of playoffs but the commentators for this Nuggets/Timberwolves game are bad, right?

As far as I can tell, the MNBA does not actually want me to watch its playoff games. Because what do you mean the games are split across multiple streaming services and the play-in games are only on Amazon Prime?

Who else is doing this? No one.

🃏 27.7 PPG / 12.9 RPG / 10.7 APG
🃏 The ONLY player to EVER lead the league in rebounds & assists

a screenshot of the "New Bestsellers" list from Substack, with Andrew Tate in the #1 position

Hey, look at Substack promoting Andrew Tate as the #1 new bestseller. The company's amoral leadership & backers will platform anyone, even ludicrously toxic rapists & human traffickers.

I’m surprised she’s fallen this far!

F this people. They're wrecked their brains. They're profoundly, willfully, and dangerously ignorant.

Oh, we’ve got Flau’jae now? Hell yeah. 💃

Dom/Ezi/Fam is such a fun rotation, International House of Bigs.

Not dunking on Zack or this post, I’m just always struck by how easily American journalists will admit that the media shapes public polling and political outcomes when they’re not talking about America.

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Maybe I inured myself by being a woman bike racer and being hilariously larger than every other woman in every picture. And I’m only 5’10”.

I will allow that above a certain height, maybe 6’3” plus?, it gets harder for multiple reasons but if you’re 6 ft? Be more resilient.

Women on TikTok are attempting to convince me that we don’t talk enough about how trying it is to be a tall woman. That it’s hard to be constantly asked if you play basketball or volleyball. Please. “People are dying, Kim.”

Dang, was really pulling for Vos.

a weird belief that is held across basically all sectors of American life is that boy dollars and boy votes are better than girl dollars and girl votes and so if you have a lot of the latter you need to be constantly trying to exchange them for the former

I saw a cleaning video earlier where they dumped their dirty mop water down the storm drain so I said “hey don’t do that.” Now the video is gone so they must have googled it.

For your citing purposes, U.S. law incorporation of the prohibition against genocide: 18 U.S.C § 1091; U.S. law incorporation of the prohibition against wantonly destroying infrastructure 18 U.S.C § 2441 which incorporates by reference Geneva Convention IV art. 147.

As a former South Dakotan, I feel compelled to note (to no one in particular) that I’m old enough to remember when Thune had ethics and integrity.

Trump’s unhinged threats of violence and genocide are inexcusable.
 
He is a warmonger, escalating the conflict for his own profit and consolidation of power.
 
My Republican colleagues can't keep turning a blind eye. He must be stopped and impeached.

I need literally any option better than Newsom to start positioning themselves.

Yeah, I think UCLA’s size is really disrupting SC. And they’re all making shots so SC can’t focus their defense on just a couple players.

a man in a striped shirt is yawning in a bathroom . Alt: Schmidt from New Girl looks like he’s going to throw up in his mouth.

I owe this administration additional taxes?

I believe that’s Sir Willie the Wiener and his professional cyclist dad, Alexey. They’re based out of Boulder. Willie has his own instagram. 😀

By cheering for them I apparently doomed both UConn and Texas to shoot like 30%. My bad.

I’m going to need lip readers to tell me what Geno is so spicy about. Or maybe he’ll tell us at the post-game press conference.

UConn missing a wide open layup is really emblematic of how this game has gone.

FINALLY UConn is making some shots.

Pam bondi ignoring Epstein survivors

may this define her for the rest of her life.

she was willing to stoop this low and still got fired.

girl, bye.