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Posts by Paul "8647" Hoffman • Antifascist anecdotes, free of charge

Ooooookaaaaay. But what if he dies before he has a chance to dictate the timeline? I mean, is he really able to dictate anything, given his profound dedication to incompetence?

Or maybe he's keeping the timeline safe in his rectum and will drop it (manna from Heaven!) as he soars up to Valhalla?

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In America, most people with penises* are circumcised soon after birth.

Some are circumcised by a Mohel (rhymes with Royal).

Others are circumcised by a Doctor (rhymes with Proctor).

Personally, I like the sound of Mohel, but hey, no judgment if you prefer Doctor.

*Just one each, or so I assume.

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Thanks, but I meant could you point me to an example or two of him "amplifying the right" and/or "editing the portions to foster engagement".

The first of these doesn't seem particularly amenable to finding an example, so no worries if you want to just address the second one.

2 hours ago 0 0 1 0

Would you mind citing an example or two so I can assess your claim? I'd rather not dismiss it out of hand.

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I'm sorry, but I must strenuously object to your profound misconstrual of the facts here.

Chip Roy can no more spell out his point literally than he can figuratively; clearly, he asked one of his aides to spell it out on his behalf.

Also, he is a twit.

Thank you for your continued support.

1 day ago 0 0 0 0

That's my impression, too, though when I start watching I get so riled up I have to turn it off. People like @atrupar.com have some kind of superpower!

Admittedly, I do hear about constructive questioning occasionally.

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Wait till we get to play with LLMs that are able to solve NP-hard problems.

Hang on.

Strike that.

Those LLMs will play with us.

I will have no mouth and I must scream.

(Cliff's Notes version: Ain't gonna happen, my friend!)

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100% of boys who could outplay me in basketball at age 13, when I was not quite freakishly tall, could outplay me at basketball.

The other 100% could also outplay me.

Heck, they could all outplay me.

Even *I* could outplay me, and that's saying something!!

(Cliff's Notes version: I was bad.)

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What is 4/20? How weed’s unofficial holiday began April 20 has become synonymous with marijuana. But how did a random spring day earn this unofficial holiday status? We explain.

Huh. I always thought 4/20 was a local Ann Arbor thing. As in so many other things, I was wrong!

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I smell a rat – Propercase(first_name_most_recent) is MY name, dammit!!!

I'll see you in court, Kellyanne – if that's really your name!

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George Crumb: Ancient Voices of Children / Makrokosmos III Music for a Summer Evening.

I construed "album" broadly to sneak in my kind of music. :-)

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Donald Trump uses a Sharpie to sign executive orders that wreak havoc until slapped down by the courts. But No Kings protesters use Comic Sans on a sign calling for an end to the current American fascist project. I have never felt more typographically homeless.

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I say, let's get T.S. (Toilet Seat) Kennedy's raccoon dick together with Trump's mushroom dick and let the wee lads have a bit of fun!

God knows they could both stand to release some of that built-up tension – it must be years since DJT got laid!

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Hmmmmmm...

If he's Jesus then we should be able to expect an ascension.

Now, please.

Ascend, dammit!

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Whatever you do, DO NOT PUT SHREDDED LETTUCE IN THE JELL-O!!!

A puddle of Miracle Whip on top is also no go.

Pineapple is a judgment call.

Well, you said Midwestern funeral – you didn't specify which decade!

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"I took advantage of being at the seaside to lay in a store of sucking-stones [...] which of course I soon lost, or threw away, or gave away, or swallowed..."

So it goes.

(My money's on swallowed.)

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*Pretends to have cancelled, and will shortly forget – until reminded by the sycophant most alacritously able to extricate tongue from the Royal Sigmoid Colon – that he pretended to have cancelled.

Trumpō fungus parvus est.

Thank you for your continued support.

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I was close – Umbrellas of Cherbourg.

Well, they both contain the word "umbrella"!!!

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Awesome! You've just taken me right back to a gentler time, when life choices were somehow much more manageable...

"Where the $#@& am I going to put this handler?! My bg script is already 32,734 bytes long! Arghhh!!!!"

Et ego in Arcadia...

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BREAKING: JD Vance reportedly converted to Catholicism due to confusion of transubstantiation and cannibalism

"He's furious at Pope Leo for traveling back in time to fool him," said a source granted anonymity to speak freely on a delicate matter.

"It sucks!" said a person close to the VP's brain.

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3 Men Are Arrested in $1 Million Lego Theft in California

BREAKING: Investigators turn attention to audacious theft of "e" in "Prime"

Authorities are unsure if the two thefts are related. "We didn't notice at first, because it's silent," said one source close to the investigation, who requested anonymity to speak freely on a sensitive matter.

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BREAKING: Copy editors across globe flummoxed by surprise move of diacritic in Hungarian PM's name

"Just when I thought I had the little twit nailed down, it up and ran and now I don't know where it belongs!" said one source, who requested anonymity to speak freely on a sensitive matter.

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This would have been the perfect plot summary for a Donald Barthelme story, dammit!

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He is clearly flummoxed by the dawning realization that he is having his own personalized version of a Spinal Tap stage props moment.

And the band played on.

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*Khamenei

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That seems oddly specific. Is there something you want to tell the class?

:-)

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Thanks for the pointer to the video!

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Not in the most important context of all: when alphabetizing!!!

P.S. Everyone should be a librarian. Just imagine – lovingly cultivated bibliographies, communal crossword puzzles, and fully staffed reference desks all scattered liberally about!

That is all.

1 week ago 1 0 0 0

I like bunnies without the uncalled-for and insulting snark . Blocking joyfully!

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Wait, ex catturda?

My Latin isn't up to the challenge, lingua mea latina culpa maxima!

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