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Posts by Ralph

And then they lick the fingers

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It's like my shaver needed a cleaning.

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I kinda remember by 2-3 weeks they had already figured out to go to one corner of the area we gave them to do their exhaust stuff.

It wasn't a problem.

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Sound a lot like Kahlúa.

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We took them out by hand weeks earlier.

6 weeks was when we just opened the door.

Like bomb bay open stuff.

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One might think that the Director of the FBI, a cabinet position, could be competent enough to file a personal lawsuit that didn't get tossed in a week.

Do you feel safe?

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Hmmmm?

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It's simple

1952 world population 2.6 billion

Today

8.3 billion.

I was born in 52 and I have no children.

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Dam building 101,

I'll give it and A.

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We had a litter (4) of pups.

At 6 weeks, we decide to try to see if they could be taken out for their business.

We opened the door and they all went tumbling down 3 steps and ran into the grass.

I wish I could have videod that, it was hilarious.

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Today, my wife parked her car in the garage.

She's parked that car in there for 7 years.

I went into the garage 5 minutes later and the headlights were on and the radio was playing.

I called her out to show her. She climbed in and pushed a couple of buttons and returned to normal

What happenned?

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Every morning, I had to copy a new boot floppy for my gal back in the 80's.

After a couple of weeks, I had to find out why the one I gave her the day before was junk.

So, I found out, at the end of the day, she took that floppy out and stuck it to the file cabinet with a magnet.

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The White House grounds and structures are, if fact owned by every US citizen.

We have a right to ask what is being spent and by who.

If we are blocked, WTF?

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Ok, I'm not familiar with EV's

I really don't drive much.

When you grab that cable at a charging station, what voltages are you handling?

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Stress is caused by controlling the urge to strangle someone that deserves strangling.

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Let me know when it drops 600%

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Actually, he does, he wants 1/2 trillion dollars for the defense department budget.

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There are days when I choose the entire list.

Satisfying.

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Or nose prints on the windows.

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The one that was open 2mo ago?

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Before the advent of 'current' programming we had if, then, else and case constructs.

You could write test cases for them.

Apparently we have, 'if, then, maybe, never and a magic 8 ball constructs.

Now testing is a crap table.

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They forgot to add the googly eyes.

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We named one our dogs,

Q

Just Q

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If AI is allowed in school, then do we get artificial diplomas?

Let mr know when the AI plumber shows up.

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Our friends named their dog Brian because of this cartoon.

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No cleanout
No air gap
All glued
And a vent system I would never use.

My dad was a Master plumber and he could probably add to that list if he was still with us.

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Later in life we would take our 20lb Mini Schnauzer to the dog park daily, and he would meet up with a 150lb St Bernard.

They formed a great frendship.

Ours would run up to him/her do a jumping side body slam.

Then they toddled of and did doggie things for 30 min.

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We had a 105lb female Doberman, our neighbor had a 3lb male Chihuahua.

There was a 42" chain link fence between them.

They were buddies.

Ours could leap the fence if she wanted but she new it was bad.

She made her 3lb friend climb the fence and take the leap.

They'd play for hours.

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