Working from home (WFH) raises fertility rates. Globally 0.3 extra kids per WFH couple, and in the US 0.5 extra kids per WFH couple, from Steven J. Davis, Cevat Giray Aksoy, Jose Maria Barrero, @nickbloom.bsky.social, Katelyn Cranney, Mathias Dolls, and Pablo Zarate www.nber.org/papers/w34963
If you want to know 'how we got' to the point we have a pedo POTUS who can be easily blackmailed the answer is this issue has not been resolved by either side of the political equation for the purpose of political expediency and preserving the honor of broken self obsessed men.
5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along
@kevinbaker.bsky.social
It's wrong that they won't let me live in a 55+ community simply due to my age. They should let you in if you match the "general vibe"
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
no, absolutely not, you all should've been nicer to my trans homies
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
Brit has never missed
I assumed this was a fake gofundme for brain cell transplants and cracked up
i don’t practice trans sharia
i aint got no crystal ball
‘Howard?’ ‘The IV League????’
Notice how Super Mario and all his supposed “enemies” are happy to get together and go go-kart racing? Wake up. It’s all kayfabe
@kevinbaker.bsky.social
Engaging in favored hobby at work: pretending to not know what Harvard is around Harvard grads
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
Logged off for the most part for a year and came back bc the girlies are fighting
mouse to his mouse wife after she embarrassed him: "may i please squeak to you in the other room?"
Real
Husband has mentioned 3 names that I’ve responded to with, ‘fuck that guy’
The Crown casting Dominic West as King Charles was too kind
@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
Choosing baby names really makes it hit home how many people I don’t care for
I once again have two relevant incredible cringy stories, tho they do not top PeeWee
::nods sagely::
@thebestasbestos.bsky.social
The person who invented mashed potato. What was going on there. Probably the greatest save in history. Accidentally dropped dinner but it's ok turns out it's actually improved it
@davidabanks.online
@thebestasbestos.bsky.social
hand proffering something to a goat with a red line through it
please do not teach the goats italian