it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

I'll be in the region so whenever it works out! Hope all is well

Okay.

I'm going to ignore "we named ourselves after the evil thing" for a moment.

They're a security company. Named after the dude with the second most glaring security vulnerability after the Death Star.

This Is Just To Say

I have turned off
the AI features
that were in
the update

and which
you were probably
hoping
to monetize

Fuck you
they were stupid
so unnecessary
and so annoying

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Gonna spend the next two years spamming every elected Dem about the concept of "damnatio memoriae." Chisel his name off every inscription. Build over the various Trump Towers like they're Nero's Golden House. Remove him from physical memory, not to forget but as a sign of disrespect to the man.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

Stephen Miller is so vile that he boomeranged immigration into a beloved public good

Salute to an all-time tweet

Go be stupid somewhere else

i’m such a stupid fucking mark for trying to “work” and “follow the law”

Seattle was a major focal point with CHAZ/CHOP and never had a curfew

She's only a doctor, how's she supposed to know anything about accessibility aids?

Costly endless wars are ok if there's a coherent strategy?

Hope this ends up doing to Mr Beast what the Line Go Up video did to NFTs.

I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.

on the 50th anniversary of the release of The Boys Are Back in Town I'm morally obligated to share my favorite story of all time

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You'll be ecstatic to hear about our top diplomat Marco Rubio

If this actually happens, it may rank as the single most corrupt act in the history of American politics. I cannot believe this is even under discussion.

Reverse Rainbow hell yeah

Connections
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What?! Sophieee! I'm just concerned

Also, hoping the lady who says Obama is guilty of treason, the guy who thinks Trump is Jesus, the lady sleeping with her security detail and who drinks on the job, and the guy who harvests raccoon penises will vote the president mentally unfit for office doesn't seem like the soundest strategy.

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

Dammit there's a Principle of Moments joke in there somewhere too

My great great grandad (very much a layperson, just a drunk Irish farmer in KS) got excommunicated for punching a priest who diddled his sick wife, I figure excommunicating a head of state for heresy is an easy layup

"And the forests will echo with principle" such an amazing lyric

I think it is preferable to have politicians who have, at some point in their lives, lived like a normal person

oh wow you’re telling me that jd vance follows yet another nazi on twitter