A painting of 2 hens

Bok bok

When I retire I want all of y'all to write it up just like this.

As a person who cares about accessibility and enjoys fun ways of visualizing data, I love everything about this and appreciate the extra 28 seconds!

Tech companies should make glasses that make you know less than before. Dumb glasses. Nobody wants to know more these days. The untapped market is in glasses that make you a happy idiot

A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.

In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try."

Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!

OK time to head home and take the dog to the park.

Do your part and drop this link in the groupchat.

clickens.chicken.pics

DC Metro sign for the “Pentagon City” station.

Where the grass is [redacted] and the girls are [redacted].

I know. I was staring at it for ages too

I have no bad takes. Everything I believe is objectively correct.

"there are two wolves inside you..."
Two? Pffft. Amateurs. There's a multitude inside me. A gunship of wolves, a battle royale of wolves

I have no bad takes. Everything I believe is objectively correct.

A very cute little raccoon on a wooden deck as seen through a sliding glass door.

Sadly, I sleep like a prey animal and will wake up at the slightest noise or movement. A couple weeks ago, I woke up in the middle of the night because someone was trying to get in the house.

The someone in question:

This one felt a lot bigger than it was for me! I think it was just closer than usual.

Not sure why we’re moving on this without first settling the question of whether Bass Pro Shops have free will

Well, I'm awake now! This is how we figure out who is in the Bay Area, I guess.

People keep wanting dems to promise they'll tear down the ballroom as soon as they're in power, and I keep laughing at the idea that anything will actually get built. I assume any funds for it are being "redirected."

They do one every year! I'm already booked for 2027 and will spend the next 12 months annoyed that I am not on a boat.

I have returned from #jococruise2026 and I am sad to report that the mutiny was once again unsuccessful and I have been forced back to the land which is worse in every possible way.

375 million years ago, this dumb fish decided to walk out of the water… Now I have to work and pay rent!

#oc #art #funny #nature #embroidery #handmade

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AI fixes this!

(by making up all the citations and links)

Nah, they also exist to scream at you in the support forums if you fix a longstanding bug they were exploiting for their own bizarre workaround.

My hand with pictures of koi on my nails. They are painted to look like they are under water with little bubbles and a blue swirly background.

Look, everything is horrible but a nail artist painted adorable little fishies on my fingernails and now I need to name them.

I feel like I'm seeing a lot more Ides of March references than I have in past years. I'm sure that's for no particular reason.

I'm not celebrating the Ides of March, I'm keeping the Stabbath

Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors

They should put a gun in the now-empty talon

Certain dudes are still upset with me when I said in 2012 that here in the US, being a straight white male is living on the lowest difficulty setting of life. From here on out I'm just going to refer them to these DOGE staffer depositions, and then tell them to go fuck themselves.

I wish everyone at Grammarly a very expensive lawsuit.

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