"The sex. I just can't stop."

If I've said it once, I've said it a hundred times.
In Texas parlance Ted Cruz is All turd No blossom.

Five obvious points from me:
* Silver-tongued Netanyahu
* Venezuelan success
* Epstein distraction
* Pending economic downturn
* Create real threat to declare martial law
He's focused on keeping control of the house and senate to elude accountability until the pardon-palooza at the end of is term.

Attention MS NOW
You've got to make room for this guy.

The good people of Kentucky should erect a statue of Mitch McConnell out in the open where men of character can line up, look him in the eye and empty their bladders in his general direction to get a little payback on that conniving bastard who engineered Trump's escape from his 2nd impeachment.

We're doing exactly that next year in Canada.

That's our man on the front lines: so close to the action he could smell the fear, the shit.....oh the horror....the horror.
He's seen some things man.
Give the brother a break.

Look who kept his blankie management job.

Hey, who wouldn't be thankful for a no-show gov't job with full benefits? She might even hire her boy toy Lewandowski as chief of staff.

Then did you say good night, go home and jerk off or stay until the trouble started?

So proud of our Canadian export.👍

I'd like to see them get promotions like Sgt. Lockjaw (Sean Penn) in One Battle After Another.

concur

But, but...if he's not slumped in the chair, how can we know its him?

LAWLER: "...have not seen, blah, blah, blah, both sides blah, blah, blah, Biden blah, blah, blah..." GTFOH

....after changing their country's name to "Epstein Island".

*Change it back of course when the fucker's no longer in office.*

I wouldn't be surprised if that sorry-assed clown was expecting Machado to hand over her $1m cash award as well.

Enlightening thread Mr. Simon, thank you.

You know when back at the barracks this tiny dicked little shit showers seperately from his men.

Reminder: This jacket-denying congressman refused to comply when issued a subpoena to appear before the J6 hearing (an admission of guilt?), and yet he still has the unmitigated gall to issue subpoenas and swear people in before the committee he chairs.
You can smell the hypocrisy from here.

Look at him.
That's the submissive smirk of a totally owned cuck.

Nice work GOP Senators. You must be proud.

So, they're getting into comedy now?

This lady nails it.

Still in vacation mode or is he honoring his big ole' buddy Fetterman?

The people of her district have already been deprived of representation since her father's untimely death.
And now another 10 weeks?
This little prick of a speaker could sign her in today and still continue with his sham recess.
I can't wait til retribution smacks that smirk off his little face.

They HAVE to name a sandwich after this guy and serve it with glass of boxed wine.
Would be huge.

Every page was full of lies.

I concur.

If you haven't noticed yet, he has no intention of ending this term.