preparing to go camping and fishing this weekend

BILL MAHER: seems like everywhere you look these days women are saying sir we asked you to leave

I feel like this sometimes

i love a nightmare workday that is a Wednesday

haunted is my fav chuck palahniuk so i loved this post but also hated it

pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭

Who remembers that Chuck Palahniuk story

Cover to Japanese magazine Pia depicting the Phantom of the Paradise (now with two eyes for some reason).

Phantom Of The Paradise on the cover of Pia No. 33, May 1975. Founded in 1972, Pia covered film and entertainment events throughout Tokyo and has since expanded greatly.

i knowwww impossible to follow. we live in grapevine now so we even had old west as an option. the mistake won't be made again!

fr.... if it had been like.... $20 i'd be like ok fine... but $50??? pls....

literally we went to seven mile on saturday and then sunday he was like "denny's???" and i was like ok fine.... and it was a Mistake. for what it's worth he also had a bad time LOL

it also cost $50 for two slams and two coffees. that's crazy. we can go to a local brunch place for the same price that will have wonderful food and good service. never go to dennys. its evil.

hi everyone. it's been a bit. i wanted to come on to tell y'all that deane insisted we go to denny's on sunday (bc i'd never been) and let me just say this. it was terrible. every part of it. and neither of us will be going back. my stomach was fucked for 24 hours. im 33 im too old for dennys.

terrifying deleted scene from skinamarink

Imagine if they were still making THE SOPRANOS. The Mamdani win reaction episode would be unbeatable.

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time

me dressed as chucky

husband dressed as Leo DiCaprio’s character from one battle after another

forgot to show yall our Halloween costumes

None of these words are in the bible.

need it so bad

nintendo said hello kitty cannot have all this success so HERE you fuckers, HERE'S an acnh update

I would rather watch a fragment of underdone potato for two hours

fear the old blood...

ME

damn dude nice

only president i remember yearning for ballroom was LBJ

double the base movement speed

reading about the infamous goop eggs for class

saw this picture and thought he fuckin died