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Posts by Joelle Killian

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My most stupid and disgusting story is now LIVE (lol) at Die Laughing!

dielaughingmag.com/2026/04/10/r...

Wanna see raw meat influencers gone feral? (I really wish this would stay satire and not reality 😕)

CW: no seriously, it's gross

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Ahhh thank you, and backatcha!

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This brthday bitch says: 52?!? I DEMAND A RECOUNT!

(Seriously, though. Might be better than 50. Have hope, young 'uns.)

Today Richie is treating me to a lavish Moroccan brunch at Aziza, then we're going dancing to David Harness at Audio SF's daytime party.

Love you all, and happy to be here 💝

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Thanks for clarifying!

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Hello! I have something *perfect* for cunty horror, but didn't see if reprints (that I retain the rights to) were acceptable. Let me know if that would be OK, and thanks so much, can't wait to read this collection!

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How to quit Spotify This Black Friday, here's a guide to finding the best Spotify alternative

This was extremely helpful in breaking our household dependency and finding a better alternative:

www.bloodinthemachine.com/p/a-complete...

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I did the thing :)

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Freddy misses her gogo block 👻🎃👺💀

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Oh my goodness THANK YOU! It's so nice (and rare) to hear back!

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Here’s to all the lovelies I got to frolic with on stage over the years.

(And please pour a martini glass of blood out for the LDG no longer with us 💀)

Thank you to everyone who supported us and participated in our antics! Happy spooky season 🖤

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TWENTY YEARS AGO today the Living Dead Girlz had our first performance!

Kicking off five years of Amber’s choreography, youtube parodies, horror cons, deep/dumb bonding, and over-the-top hemotechnics.

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Oh, it's totally a pen name, for reasons. But the bio details are real! (Fuck MK-ULTRA, though)

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This is a 100% DIY community project (cover included)!

You can download it for free and donate to any of the authors:
@carsonwinter.bsky.social
@horrorsong.blog
@eerieyore.bsky.social
@rsljnr.bsky.social
@jackklausner.bsky.social
@cjsubko.bsky.social
@charibdys.bsky.social

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I'm honored as hell to be included in this anthology, along with these total monsters of the weird horror world.

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Thank you! So common during RPDR lip syncs

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FREAKSLAW by JANE FLETT
A worthy GEEK LOVE descendant! The carnival comes to a small Irish town to rescue the weirdos and extract revenge.

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Are you looking for some freaky sh*t? (no judgement)
Check out these wild rides:

MOONFLOW by BITTER KARELLA
Cosmic sporror featuring a trans mycologist trapped in a psychedelic mommy-milker-cult of TERFS powered by the eldritch gods of the forest. Extraordinarily funny and SO VERY, VERY MOIST.

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Existential BDSM by Joelle Killian You’re a masochist. Orchestrating the universe’s workings for your own pleasure, transforming everyone into a whip-wielding master. Pervert. Not satisfied with mundane dungeons and pro-dommes, you’…

In honor of today's Folsom festivities, here's my story "Existential BDSM" (link in bio).

I'd also like to apologize for manifesting this reality (written pre-election) 😢

frightinthenight.wordpress.com/2024/07/27/e...

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Reading it right now and it slaps so hard 🍄

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Ah! Thank you so much, I'm so glad it hit like that for you! <3

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Yay, thanks for the share! <3

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I’m Entering My Apocalyptic Era by Joelle Killian People villainize Zoey for how things went down. Which is wild, considering what a complete dumpster fire your world was, even before I returned. 0/10, would not recommend. But I’ve been planning a…

"I’m Entering My Apocalyptic Era", in which an undead dance troupe threatens to end this stupid epoch, is now up at Die Laughing!

dielaughingmag.com/2025/08/29/i...

[NOTE: This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons or dance troupes, living or undead, is purely coincidental.]

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A Real Emergency by Joanna Sokol: 9780771006579 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books Introspective, richly layered, and surprisingly hopeful, A Real Emergency is a love letter from a paramedic to the best and worst parts of her career. For fifteen years, Joanna Sokol filled private n...

We have already nominated our nonfiction of the year, and it's this memoir from a local paramedic. A behind-the-scenes look at our broken systems and history of the ambulance, told with both dark humor and compassion.

www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/729122...

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Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 4 - Die Laughing Mag's Ko-fi Shop You are purchasing a PDF copy of Die Laughing Magazine, Issue 4, featuring stories by A.C. Bauer, Lillie E. Franks, Joelle Killian, Randall Madden, SJ...

Yay, my story about an undead dance troupe attempting to end this stupid epoch is out in Die Laughing today! 🤡

Great people at a great magazine:
ko-fi.com/s/9d485f9c73

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THE GOLDFINCH by Donna Tartt
Another Dickensian epic featuring the woes of an orphan and the trauma-to-addiction pipeline, but packed into an art-heist thriller set in the New York antiques world. (Even after 771 pages, it was hard to leave this world behind!)

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WELLNESS by Nathan Hill
Portrait of a Gen X marriage that is also about everything else–conspiracy theories and Facebook algorithms, the 90s, open marriage, photography, the placebo effect, and the power of story to shape our lives.

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Are you a size queen who craves absorbing worlds with massive pagecounts? Check out these chonky tomes:

DEMON COPPERHEAD by Barbara Kingsolver
Pulitzer prize-winning epic about an Appalachian orphan, and also the best audiobook I’ve ever heard.

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Literally just finished The Good Place and hence this is freshly relevant 💜💜💜

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Transferable Skills Ready to match with a future of professions?

My story "Transferable Skills" (a vocational history gone awry in our tech-saturated hellscape) is out now at Phano!

Love the accompanying image, and impressed with the thoughtful editorial process. Thank you Phano crew!

www.phano.co/articles/tra...

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Fantastic! Thank you for a wonderful editorial experience 🎉 So proud to be part of this issue!

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