Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

Looks like Gonzales is also Gonzo.

From MLB GameDay: “Roman Anthony challenged (pitch result), call on the field was overturned. Roman Anthony walks.”

When I went to Florence for my honeymoon there was a 70 year-old man looking at The David and just full-on weeping. He said he had been waiting his whole life to see it. Reading these words as they came up on my phone, I finally know how he feels.

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

Managed to replace the hydraulic cylinder in my office chair, and gonna be honest - I'm maybe prouder than I should be. Holy s**t does the old one get stuck in place with all that pressure over the years. Half a can of WD40 and I'm still covered in sweat from smacking it with a hammer... Rawr.

this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills.
I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

I *LOVE* The B in 23. Criminally underrated show.

remember when the IRS put out a a free online tax filing system where you could just do your taxes through the IRS and it was actually well made and was pretty well recieved and then the tax filing industry and Republicans killed it and now you have to use TurboTax again

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

This is the song they play in movies when things get extremely Irish. Can't believe they performed it so close to where I live.

No part of THAT sentence sounds fake, Flamm.

Welp I guess there’s no way to earn the votes of young men other than by courting and vocally backing the three fraudulent industries that are absolutely ruining their lives.

Since July, more than a dozen pregnant children have been moved to a single facility in the small town of San Benito, along the south Texas border. The children kept in Texas are as young as 13, and about half are pregnant because of rape, according to a joint investigation by the Texas Newsroom and the California Newsroom. In Texas, abortion is banned in nearly all circumstances, including rape and incest.

the phrase “more than a dozen pregnant children” ringing in my ears www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

D'Vinn to zone!!

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

You’re mean. I approve.

I think you'd need to rewrite the song from scratch.

People born in '89 have ethical principles equivalent to "selling out" but not actually selling out.

What do Millennials view as a betrayal of a generational ethos?

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

Overtime in the gold medal game US v CAN? The ONLY way it could end.

Swiss Olympic bobsled commentator broke a century of neutrality and spent the entire run of the Israeli bobsled team recounting all the pro-genocide remarks and social media posts by Adam Edelman, one of the apartheid state athletes.

Absolute legend. More of this in sports please!

Counselor: These feelings of "everything sucks," how long have you had them? Butt-head: Uhh, since everything started to suck, I guess.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Ouch. I think I took psychic damage from that one.

Right. Age verification: We called anime "Japanimation."

OK "god bless america" and then naming every country in the americas from south to north is absolute king shit

Drake Maye and the Pats have been absolutely EXPOSED tonight.

Grats to the Hawks.

I'm so freaking happy for Matt Stafford. He's a good dude, and he LOVES the game and his teammates. So well deserved.

#MVP

as good as you've heard

That's a REALLY good Hall of Fame class.

Fitz.
Kuechly.
Vinatieri.
Craig.
Brees.

That's how it's done.

Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.