It’s bad out there.

Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

#ATOBTTR

Most home runs against left-handed pitchers this season:

Aaron Judge, 5
Yordan Alvarez, 5
Elly De La Cruz, 5

This team is so fun. All the chaos! Dodging tags, double steals, wheeee

Fewer than 20 tabs open is a *goal* for me

🐂💣

Attn: @historicalmarker.bsky.social

Whoa a Ke’Bryan Hayes HR! Good for him 💪💪

When I finally finish the book club book

Ugh.

Chocolate-covered strawberries on a stick, at a Cactus League game at Salt River Fields at Talking Stick

We're getting "First time since 1990" stats and it has me feeling Reds Hot

I hope he’s just taking a break

Holy Elly

It’s almost like there’s a style guide for those I would never vote for.

Political mailing that says BUILT ON GRIT. The person running for office is not the man who’s front and center in the family pic. My eyes have rolled back so far in my head they’re now rattling around.

In today’s political junk mail: angling for that McGritterson endorsement (Clutchy, where are you?)

View looking south near the US/CA border in Lake St Clair, feeding into Lake Erie. // Image captured at: 2026-04-20 14:43:54 UTC (about 11 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: windy.com // Current Temp in Lambton County: 39 F | 4 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: NNW at 9 mph | 15 kph // Humidity: 46%

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She’s adorable. Looks like she’s never done anything questionable, ever.

Why are they like that. Two of mine have decided their favorite thing to scratch is wood. As in, door frames, banisters, kitchen chair legs. What the fuck, dudes.

Woof

INNOCENT

This is something only people who live near large, major airports can believe. You miss a flight out of Columbus, Ohio you're probably waiting a day to go where you want to go. bsky.app/profile/jame...

In what is quickly becoming the Connor Phillips (1IP 0H 0R 1BB 1K) daily pitching award, the Reds rightly reliever had another spotless inning in the Reds win over the Twins. His sweeper was our RP Pitch of the Day

WELL NO SHIT YOU ARE! WHO ELSE DID YOU THINK YOU WERE? BRATWURST?!

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Have been outside in the dark with tomato cages and old sheets trying to cover all the peonies. As one does.