I wonder what a $1 million bed feels like?

NVM I found you. You just don't tweet anymore.

That's ok! I think you're super either way 😊

@snarkybitch.bsky.social hi friend

Did you leave twitter?

Master shake saying I'm 30 or 40 years old and i do not need this

Today's tshirt

Why don't people make jokes about Jonestown?

The punch lines are too long

(comically large hook starts pulling me off stage)

You have clearly forgotten an important lobster

Happy Wednesday!

(I might steal your shoes)

I fuck with this

This image makes me happy

silentmiddlechild

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

People with depression are actually very good at hibernation but it messes up your life because you don't work, clean or care for anything

Humans Used to Be Able to Hibernate, Evidence Suggests But it turns out we were pretty terrible at

I bet we still could if everyone left me alone for three months

Love the fit!!

Just Koopa and his bread basket making their way across the world. #MarioKartWorld

the fuck

It’s almost time for pumpkin spice and everything nice

Epstein accuser Virginia Giuffre wrote a memoir. Months after her death, it's coming out A posthumous memoir by prominent Jeffrey Epstein accuser Virginia Roberts Giuffre is set for release on Oct. 21.

A posthumous memoir by prominent Jeffrey Epstein accuser Virginia Roberts Giuffre is set for release on Oct. 21.

Hello

This is exactly how my dog supports me through everything

I got a new job.

At my job we have 2 teams chats - one for cat pictures and one for dog pictures.

So far, best company I've ever worked at

It makes me laugh that KL is smiling bigger in the second picture as you growl at them 😂

Paging @drspookyer.bsky.social

You and me Bono, you and me both

I will f those up

I see you're still thinking about hands

If you see me at the club, this is what you'll find

Holy shit this thread…

Don't stop talking about Gaza.

Israel is pushing their own final solution, in which they seek to expel Palestinians from Palestine forever.

It's time for the world to provide the tech, arms and manpower to stop Israel and return ALL the land back to Palestine.

Pretty sure you'd have to adjust the entire patriarchal system in order to help men acknowledge and process serious emotions