Three years ago today and I'm still at the restaurant.

a man in a tie says i 'm gonna die alone while talking to a woman Alt: Matthew Perry as Chandler Bing saying "I'm gonna die alone."

It's me. Hi.

Happy two years of my favorite album, The Tortured Poets Department 🤍

A perfect splashdown for Artemis II 😭

Yes hi hello I am overwhelmed.

Can this week be over already?

I thought once I was in my 30s my mother would stop making me feel self-conscious, but apparently not.

Changed my handle, but I'm still here 🫶

I agree! Unfortunately it isn't the first time this has happened.

My sister mocked me for mentioning The Eras Tour started three years ago today. Just because you didn't experience this phenomenon that still means a lot to millions of people, doesn't mean you have to behave like that.

Yes, I am obsessed with Dry Spell. Thank you for asking.

New music from Kacey Musgraves!? I AM ALIVE!!!

Happy Birthday!! That sounds like a wonderful way to spend your day!

I miss when people were courteous.

Can never have one day of peace.

I hate it here.

My statement for today is I love Kylie Kelce. That's all.

Why the fuck is it 93° in February!?

I guess the extended versions of the Opalite video won't be on YouTube.

So happy the Seahawks won!

AI has ruined everything including the Super Bowl commercials.

THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE.

That was AMAZING!!

I have two of the bestest friends. One FaceTimed me while the other held up their phone and played the video so I could see it 😭

I guess I’ll see the video at some point 😕

Paper cuts suck.

I have a long list of people I’d like to transfer these cramps to.

The horrors persist, but so do I. But also what the fuck 😔

It was GCFGlobal. Thank you! I'll take a look at it. I'm just trying to brush up on math and see what I can remember.

I was working on algebra. I was almost done with the lessons on there.

The site I was using for math tutorials changed and the tutorials are gone so that’s great 😕