This person is older than me? What a fucking loser

I just love this horrible GIF too much to not share it with everyone here, too

Oh it's insanely bad from what I've seen

@murderxbryan.bsky.social Have you done any investigation on the Monte and the Pharaoh guys? Feels up your alley certainly

...but actively overrides the contributions of 70+ years before it

It's like saying that Vincent J. McMahon is the father of American pro wrestling, self-evidently ridiculous

Either way, if you're familiar with the story of Salvador Lutteroth, the fact of the matter is that the mythologizing of him as the "father of lucha libre" through his introduction of American pro wrestling to Mexico is not only absolute bullshit (lucha libre has existed since the 1860s)...

It's just funny that this only happens after they explicitly market themselves to not just an American audience but a white American audience

Pussy quote on my part but

Kind of emotionally devastating that beautiful women exist and that they're not me

Was this a bit or an actual account

We get birds stuck in the kitchen exhaust fan in the spring every year and I hate it so much

I do not believe that Wawa sells 60 ounce smoothies, so alas I have to do it at Smoothie King

Y'all

It's hard to not want to create your own $23 smoothie from time to time

Ummm, I sacrificed my dignity a long time ago.

It all comes back to Gabe...

Cosplaying as Mirabeau & Talleyrand arguing for the necessity of a constitutional monarchy because the people can't be trusted with a republic (but communistly)

That's gotta be the thinnest that Bobby Kelly has ever been made to look in his entire life

You think that this country actually has laws, Chris? Mark behavior

It'd be sick if Brianna Wu died

Millie Perkins really is my Shelley Duvall

The district manager's gig here is incredible, man

Just spend 45 hours a week telling your subordinates shit that they already know

The Eras Tour was the ultimate accomplishment of the Hillary Clinton Administration

Well yeah, you're friends with Chris!