Still holding on. Wilson Phillips, please advise.

I would love to see a shot for shot remake of Star Wars: A New Hope with @markhamillofficial.bsky.social as Luke again, and everyone else is Muppets.

If you were loud about Charlie Kirk but quiet about ICE murdering a woman in cold blood, you’re one of the bad guys.

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Me when I just found out that California congressman Eric Swalwell has a wife and three kids.

Waking up on October 1st like…

There have now been three movies that I have walked out on. The first film I walked out on was little man Tate. The second film, I walked out on was anchorman 2. And I just walked out on the strangers chapter 2, that movie is fucking terrible.

My band, @thelazarusproject.bsky.social will be providing music for the new Buffy doc. Stay tuned for more updates.

Have you ever felt like your life is building to one certain moment? Is this the House Of Leaves?🍂 #TheBlairWitch

The trees are about to show us all how beautiful it can be to let go.

If you seriously believe that trump was an F.B.I informant in the Epstein case, you more than likely believe that bartenders and strippers like you too.

You saying that proves my fucking point.

Instead of lambasting Lil Nas X, maybe we should step back and look at how society, and its homophobia, heavily instills shame in gay men before we ever realize who we are and how that predisposes us to drug abuse.

This summer has been one hell of a year.

Attacking gay marriage while simultaneously trying to change the age of consent for marriage to 14, is definitely a fucking choice.

“Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture.”

You move like I want to
To see like your eyes do
We are downstairs
where no one can see
new life breakaway
Tonight, I feel like more…

If there’s no Epstein list, then I’m a unicorn made out of semi sweet chocolate that farts sprinkles.

There are 2 reasons I refuse to celebrate the Fourth of July.

1) Reese’s doesn’t even recognize it as a holiday because they don’t even make a special shape Reese’s cup for it.

2) We are no longer free, and we now live in a fascist theocracy where nobody has rights anymore.

I worry this is how I’m always gonna feel, but nothing lasts, I know the deal…

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A very sincere and heartfelt fuck you to everyone that told me I was overreacting in November of 2016.

Now that we’re at the jaws of World War III, remember when we were all in quarantine and all wars were put on hold, thus proving that war is not essential?

Happy pride month to these two and all their bullshit.🏳️‍🌈

Released another new song!

Diagnosis, by The Lazarus Project track by The Lazarus Project

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Time to durrr my hurrrr🤣

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Elder queers to twinks after they turn 30.

“I’m still punk as fuck.” I whisper to myself as I apply rosewater and wrinkle smoothing patches to my face.

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