picturing trump's nearly solid carotid artery lighting up an mri like a tube of silicone caulk in his neck

i hope they're dead but getting the left behind guys to weigh in on this could be funny

A woman shows Jon Glaser the bag she uses to pick up dog poop. It is the bag her New York Times subscription arrives in.

lol

Jon Glaser Loves Gear - Dogs Love Gear Too YouTube video by truTV

Jon Glaser should be given a budget like Nathan fielder

Not a problem. My pit zips are open and I am thriving.

This is like Billy Madison and the o’Doyles

Just now realizing I was in the same casino as Jeremy piven last night. JP if you’re on here I promise to pay any price for a PCU reunion if you show up with your old teeth+ hairline. Don’t even need spade maybe just you, blind guy from Becker and a couple unnamed hippies and feminist characters.

Someday I’m gonna hang around to meet the guy who goes to my grocery store with the merzbow bumper sticker

How i look and feel cramming for pharmacology tomorrow

It's cool that the idea of him doing an exorcism is more believable than any of his pieces that are "A distressed reader wrote to me with a story that confirms all my beliefs about those crazy queers"

please explain why people like you, who could not prevent the maga takeover of your own party, should be giving advice on how to beat trump

don't really care to hear any more about rod dreher unless he's giving a play-by-play of the exorcism he was going to do

Georges Franju (with scenes from his film "Les Yeux sans visage") - BOTD

underrated trump quote was term 1 when he met some troops and said "they looked like tom cruise, but taller and with better bodies!"

Wait why is trump at ufc? Didn’t he know Joe ro harshly rebuked him?

lol

I’m wearing a Dukes hat and sunglasses in my student nurse scrubs at a bus stop. I’m thriving.

One week left…..

beck has more good albums than radiohead lets be real

a man in a blue shirt and tie is holding his hand to his forehead . Alt: Bobby Oppenheimer stares into the distance with his head in his hand.

Watching younger dude in clinical class going absolutely nuts on a betting app while we do SBARs.

Someone with skills should do a super cut of every time Rogan has had one of these supposed changes of heart followed by the next trump walkout at a ufc where he fawns over him.

How many times are we gonna do this

Box of fake hundred dollar bills priced at 99 cents.

They don’t want you to know about the great deals at the Asian grocery store

Ugh and workday too this is truly satanic lol

even knowing the average golfer’s politics seeing guys at the masters with ADP logos on their polos is revolting

The cover of Spider-Man/Venom: Separation Anxiety, which looks like Spider-Man, Venom, Carnage, and Shriek posing for a selfie

Okay everybody get in close. Shriek can you duck down a little? The top of your—no that’s too far. Up a little. Too high—just—no fine hold it there. Spider-Man look at the camera, not Venom. Spider-Man can you—just look right over here. Right at the lens. Just—okay never mind. Everybody say cheese

just give Helen DeWitt a million dollars and a personal assistant! let her write in peace!

*unleashed dog walks up to me on a hiking trail*
Owner: Oh I'm so sorry
Me aloud: Haha it's okay!
Me internally: NO YOU'RE NOT

The obvious answer here is that the student protest movement was broadly smeared as anti-semitic and aligned with terrorists, and a variety of institutions from government, media and the universities acted as if that smear was true, threatening, suspending, expelling and even deporting students.

Another pic from Artemis II. This is New Mexico and you can clearly see White Sands. Another treasure in the Land of Enchantment. Have you visited there? Like no place else on earth.