Two unrelated announcements:

- I’ve just finished Heated Rivalry
- I’m moving to Montreal to play professional men’s ice hockey

Thank you for your attention on this matter

A clip from a news story about evidence indicating male Neanderthals and human females were more likely to interbreed than the opposite

Kudos to Neanderthal women for realising human men are best avoided approx 40,000 yrs before I did

If you live in the #GortonAndDenton constituency and haven't voted yet, but don't know who to vote for, the best tactical vote to keep out #ReformUK is the #GreenParty. Vote #Green for hope not hate.

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xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

Might petition Timmy D to change the rules before he goes. Don’t imagine he’s busy with any other issues

Happy belated skewer bday! Not to be a pedant but you can’t listen to all the series on sounds, s1 has gone and it pains me 😭

Would you like an award-winning mash up of news and pop culture to deal with the current shitshow that the world is in? Well you’re in luck as a BRAND NEW series of #TheSkewer starts tonight 11.15 on BBC Radio 4. Also BBC Sounds. Enjoy.

We did it!!!!! Thank you Bluesky, you were incredibly helpful, Christmas magic achieved 😭✨🎄

Thought he was trying to sing the chorus of Seasons of Love from Rent.

This is so kind, thank you. Checkout for me isn’t working on this one but we have a couple of orders in place from similar stores now that we hope might make it by Xmas 🙏

Didn’t know this existed, looks online like it’s still going and they have a phone number, will ring today! 🙏

This is a very good idea, thank you. We already have the kids full short sleeve kid and adult small long sleeve top on the way, I actually hadn’t thought of combining them at all in all the panic 😅. My mum sews to a pretty high standard so tailoring in time is v possible too. Miracle achieved?!

Manchester

Thank you so much. Starting to think they didn’t make a long sleeve kids version this season, there’s no trace of it

Thank you!!

Thank for the reposts and help! Looking for kids 2015/16 Barca kit, shorts and long sleeve top, horizontal stripes, 8-14y (ideally about 10-11y). The specifications are part of his deep and pervasive autistic special interest in football gear, not just him being a brat, promise!

Just checked and it doesn’t look like it, we’re looking for kids size, full kit with shorts, long sleeve top (his autistic special interest is football kits, hence the specifics). Thank you though!

Anything from 8-14 years would work, ideal would be about 10-11 years. Even if nothing comes of this it means so much that strangers are being so helpful, thanks again

Ah yes we have found this one but I think it’s adult sized and no shorts

This is so incredibly kind

Not essential! I think we could probably get it added in time or do iron or letters or something. Thank you again!!!

If this was long sleeves it would be perfect. Thank you so much for your help!!

Thank you so much! Just for extra details it’s long sleeve top kids full kit with shorts somewhere between 8-14y

Thanks! Looking for kids size and full kit if at all possible but this is helpful!

If you randomly have this kids 2016 Barcelona kit in the back of your cupboard and can save Christmas in my house please get in touch 🤞

"I asked chatgpt--"
Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.

Made a festive meme for 6 music dads

I’m off to south-east London to point out people’s character flaws. It’s Greenwich Mean Time

A bit from last night’s #TheSkewer on Radio 4: The Magic St George Roundabouts.

Full ep www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

BBC Radio 4 - The Skewer, Series 14, Ep 1 - Jet 2 Migrant Holidays, The Magic Patriotic Roundabout, and a Putin Loop. Jon Holmes remixes the news into a satirical current affairs concept album.

Brand new series of the award-winning satirical comedy #TheSkewer starts tonight on BBC Radio 4, 11.15pm. Expect the news, all remixed. *checks news to see if there is any* (also BBC Sounds)

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...