This went into the naughty bag, with the cable project until I have peaceful days to work them. Too intricate for all the stupid questions I'm asked every 10 minutes.

😒 This is my roomie, he's 64.

I think bending over and screaming at the floor should be a widely adopted thing.

He's getting old, the questions are getting worrisome. He won't get checked, I won't deal with it for much longer.

I did not have kids because I didn't want to be a mother.

I divorced my ex-husband 5 yrs in because I realized men are fairly pointless.

I do not date b/c I don't want to deal with man-babies.

UGH UGH UGH UGH
*bends over and screams at the floor*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

I'm tired.

This is why I can't crochet cables with someone else in the house.

This is from the same sex who wants to mansplain things.

Fuck right off.

Why do I need to be asked what to use to get french fries from a bowl to a plate?

I DO NOT NEED TO THINK FOR YOU.

Fuck.

Mixed veg struck me as "wimpy" so I made broccoli. That's just how my brain works.

HOORAY!

Decided to make homemade Salisbury steaks for dinner. French fries and mix veg as sides.

Crochet butterfly shawl - free crochet pattern + video Make this crochet butterfly shawl with my free crochet pattern + video. This triangle shaped shawl features a super simple and beautiful butterfly stitch.

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Working a butterfly shawl because sometimes you just need a little filet work in your world. Love the added texture of post stitches in this pattern. I've done dragonflies but never butterflies. #crochet 🧶

😂

Devil's Advocate is a fav of his. Something's Gotta Give is a good one to go a little lighter with.

It's alpaca - so yummy fluffy soft.

I just ordered a couple balls of black because this needs some black. 😂

Hooray my yarn came!

Sofa picnic dinner. #ComfoterieBoard 🤣

Working cables is on hold because I cannot work them while household members continue to see me as AI.

I have repeatedly said DON'T TALK TO ME!

No boundaries are honored.

I am ready to be homeless in a cardboard box so I can work.

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Happy 420 folks! Just set off the smoke detector with a big ol' rip.
It's gotta get tested once a year anyhow, right?
SAFETY FIRST!
(reposted because I didn't like the gif I used once it was big enough to actually see it also to note the cats are displeased with me)

Decided if I did, I either don't care or I'll hide it later. This is a test run on this pattern so I'll do it again, with yarn I don't have to question, if this one comes out.

Dammit. I might have done a row I didn't need to. GRRR

Weewt! 2 finished panels. #MysteryProject #crochet 🧶

Let's finish these panels with a game of yarn chicken. Need to get 2 rows 😐 🧶 #crochet

Made it to row 72 of 80 on the 2nd panel. Will finish it off in the morning with a quick game of #YarnChicken and then start CABLES! #MysteryProject #Crochet 🧶

Quite enjoyed this. The cherry flavor doesn't run toward cough syrup territory.

63 rows on one panel and 73 on the other. Have to get to row 80. #crochet 🧶

I will accept that if I get through the cable part without throwing the whole thing on a fire.

Trail mix with m&ms - SNAP eligible

Any M&Ms in the candy aisle - not SNAP eligible

Baking M&Ms - SNAP eligible

SNAP in La - I can't buy a pack of gummy bears OR fruit snacks to treat diabetic hypoglycemia but I can buy:
ALL Little Debbie products
Twinkies
ALL snack chips
ALL cereal
Trail mix with m&ms (can't buy a bag of M&Ms)
A bag of m&ms labeled for baking

Someone make it make sense.