I got mad about Bob Lazar this week.

One of history's greatest mysteries: the lost civilization of Atlantis. From a psychic who predicted an underwater stone road, to a Saharan formation matching Plato's description exactly — the rabbit hole goes deep. Like, possibly-under-Antarctica deep.

This week, Tom and Laura are getting into tulpas — the ancient Tibetan practice of conjuring a living being purely through the power of concentrated thought.

So stiff and awkward. The robot doesn't look great either.

THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it?

GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is

THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.

NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,

Obama: Aliens are real. I haven’t seen them personally, but I did inhabit one briefly via a form of extraterrestrial possession. The team of scientists that developed this technology was executed in front of me.
Interviewer: Interesting. Moving on, what’s your favorite sweet treat?

I’ve seen enough. It’s time to arrest Jeffrey Epstein!

Here’s How Many ICE and CBP Agents Allegedly Preyed on Children Apparently the institutions are riddled with accused sex criminals.

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Unknown to most historians, William Tell had an older and less fortunate son named Warren.

Unknown to most historians, William Tell had an older and less fortunate son named Warren.

“Tell me, Margaret. ... Am I a butthead?”

“Tell me, Margaret. ... Am I a butthead?”

The corporate media continues to minimize elite complicity in this administration’s cruel policies. This is not a nameless Ninja Turtle. This is Michaelangelo. Name and shame these guys!

“Hey! You kids! … Can’t you read?”

“Hey! You kids! … Can’t you read?”

Ernie Hudson standing in front of a backdrop emblazoned with the logo for Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire. He's wearing a tight fitting black T-shirt and blue jeans.

Happy 80th Birthday to Ernie Hudson, whose many acting credits include HOLD IT, THIS GUY IS 80? WHAT????

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the first cut of Star Wars the Phantom Menace (“George’s OG Cut”) had a ticking clock in the corner “Countdown til Jar Jar Binks is 18 Space-Years Old” what can I say man times were different back then

I’m just glad his old best friend Jeffery isn’t here to see this.

I feel like I am looking at a five dimensional object

Mandatory viewing.

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

It turns out being super racist and cynically bringing up 9/11 at every turn wasn’t the best way to win the hearts of New York City voters

“Igor! Get that Wolfman doll out of his face! … Boy, sometimes you really are bizarre.”

“Igor! Get that Wolfman doll out of his face! … Boy, sometimes you really are bizarre.”

If the royal family really gave it shit they’d make everyone have to call him “Andy” too.

British newspaper spoke to the wrong Bill de Blasio, not an ‘imposter’ | Semafor How a Long Island vintner, with the help of ChatGPT, prompted a transatlantic journalistic debacle.

This used to happen to me a lot because I shared the same name as a shitty former Congressman. Got a lot of invites to speak at events that I gladly agreed to attend. I often encouraged them to promote the fact that “Tom Reynolds” would be there.

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Finally some good news!

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We're kicking off Halloween Month™ with the scariest thing you can imagine: The Boogeyman. He's always lurking in the shadows, in your closet or under your bed, so there's a good chance he'll grab you and kill you one day. Listen to this episode so you know what to expect when it happens to you.