I'm stuck in bed healing from a concussion

I'm BORED

I unfortunately love demeaning myself for others' entertainment and praise

Don't ask me what I did for some free metocin the other night

They're calling me a street hound and most likely to eat dirt if given enough money or free drugs and I'm afraid they're not wrong

I just have self esteem problems and go "wow am I a bad person? she probably hates me I'm just gonna stop before I make things worse" over literally nothing

They're calling me the michael jordan of fumbling beautiful women

(after I moved I got really into beer and now I'm chubby & insecure about my tummy)

If ur a lesbian and think I'm hot, I take requests btw

I miss when I looked like this

highkey surprised I haven't been hit with the rude label yet, perhaps they know id make fun of them so hard if they did apply it to me

fuck you bluesky my nudity is very artistic how dare you accuse it of being otherwise

dogshit platform

this is why I'm active on twitter and fedi more

blank canvas

I hope Iran levels tel aviv

I hope we hang every ICE agent from a freeway overpass when this is all over, full stop.

Playing postal 2 again

There's a joke to be made here about the dynamite being made following an anarchist cookbook recipe

ermmmmm well this is awkward...

This can't be good for me but I feel great

I love abusing stimulants in the workplace (is it abuse if they make me actually able to function?)

death to content

free yourself, use your talent to create something beautiful even if it doesn't garner mass appeal

commercialization is the enemy of true art

not a fan of this outcome?

get strapped and organize, I'll be waiting.

you're destined for failure, stop worrying and trying so hard and have fun with it, do drugs, fuck your friends, make weird art, just have fun, nothing matters, they'll just keep telling you work harder and then change the goalpost so you don't succeed, give up and have fun

They hate to see a bitch have fun out of spite

silly extremist, don't you know the power of dancing and friendship famously stopped the gestapo in their tracks

genuinely need to start a quit my job and go insane for a few months fund, we're reaching levels of burnout that make 2023 (the year I flunked out of my career and went on a bender all summer about it) look like nothing

Can't kill yourself if you don't remember you want to

rough night, I think I'm just gonna get high as fuck and eat a burger about it

I don't need people who are already mad to know I'm mad, I need the people making me mad to be afraid