Rose Bowl bound, hope you get a chance to go.

OMG, Congrats 🔥🔥🔥.

you may not be interested in politics, but politics is interested in you

See everyone in a couple months???

Y'all have group DMs yet or Nah

screenshot of a tweet of mine from like 2013: "if you turn the k-state logo sideways it looks like a bird ventriloquist"

two replies from the same person: Go get a real job and leave Bill Snyder alone. You were born and raised in Louisville, Kentucut. Go fuck yourself You Bumpkin Fuck

whenever i watch k-state play i take a moment to remember one of the best online interactions i've ever had

The right wing grift never stops baby

a man and a woman are standing in front of a refrigerator that says seinfeld ALT: a man and a woman are standing in front of a refrigerator that says seinfeld

What I miss

I need to get to know more about her

A green moray eel shows out on the Coral City Camera’s 5-Year anniversary! #greenmorayeel #eel #coral #coralhead #coralcitycamera #miami #portmiami #miamibeach #biscaynebay #coralcity #civicpridethroughbiodiversity

It would be a great time for group chats to come out just saying

What's up everyone

It's nice to see some of you are still posting. It makes my heart warm that you still have the posting disease.

(Austin Powers voice) I'm Austin Powers

At least TNF football was good

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Sup buddy

my sad overdrawn bank account. when I opened the app a moth flew out

I really hate to do this bc it sucks shit but an unexpected bill autowithdrew all my money and left me overdrawn with a week until payday. If a couple people could spare 5 or 10 bucks to get me at least out of overdraft I’d be forever thankful.

thank you ily

my venmo is @garrettalan

“Monday, July 3” gotta be the fakest workday in American history

Fellow millennials we're at this stage

bluesky reshares are called retweets. bluesky posts are called tweets. streaming services are called tv stations. every store that sells fresh produce is called “the kroger’s.” every portable game system is called a gameboy, one word. every character and item in every video game is called a mario

developing an app that sucks shit and physically hurts you

My little art corner

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