Go fuck yourselves

I like Sanex, it does the job

Gorgeous

Has to wear red, so the primary school staff can easily spot him.

I neglected to clean my teeth properly when I had my brace. I fucked them all up. Lovely and straight, but terribly eroded.

Fancy!

That's some serious hair. You could keep lots of secrets in it.

We've got ace teeth! (Not me though, I was stupid when I was a teenager with a brace)

It's so shit

I'm having similar. Had a really nasty thing for 3 weeks, now I've got chest pains (ECG was ok) and I'm lethargic.

I am currently very aggressively reducing my tramadol dose for my chronic pain, so there's a certain amount of withdrawal going on too.

Hey kids

I cried like a baby

Hey kids, not been in for a bit, I've been a bit ill. Did I miss anything?

Petition: Keep compulsory purchased land for HS2 to Manchester. The land purchased for HS2 to Manchester to be retained ready for HS2 to be completed in the future.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/64...

Oh, I see

"bastard"

Innit. Stupid emotions

They'll be horrible, obviously

Hey @tadharsh.bsky.social just watched "the deepest breath" on Netflix. Stupid moving documentary about freediving

LWT was only on air from 5pm Friday until closedown on Sunday. I think that's why they're promoting the following weekend.

*weak lemon drink*

Electric sliders. I almost bought one once, Peugeot 1007

I really enjoyed this. His last performance.

youtu.be/koFrPs_80gQ?...

He talks in depth about his life

Another evening with this new variant COVID. It's been three fucking weeks.

If the comedy is rubbish, Luke Jerram's installation is absolutely stunning.

I can't imagine it would be though.

Oh hi! Welcome

Greatest Of All Time

Sweet. Next time, have a set of pliers with you.

@stopfordianneil.bsky.social why a stopfordian? Did you go to school in Enfield?

Bloop

Morning lovely bloops