We came to dance with the girls with the stars in their eyes ✨

Sometimes I be wondering how my brother got diagnosed with diabetes but then I get high and out chocolate syrup on a granola bar and things start to become a little clearer.

Anamanaguchi Prefecture

You’re telling me a cheetah printed these patterns?

Babe, wake up. New war just dropped.

11 & 12 are abominations of language.
The teens are also bad.

A brand new Super PAC — Elect Chicago Women — just dropped hundreds of thousands of dollars into this race. Why?

Because it’s actually a front for AIPAC dark money. And they’re doing everything they can to buy my race:

My love language is petulant complaint.

These tits have never been calm. Nary a pill has chilled me. Not a single horse has ever been held

There are several proposals in reply to this terrible comment.
Please choose your favorite and work to enact it.

Conversely, kill yourself before the hordes get to you.

You’re not going to find it because it didn’t happen, but Merry Christmas and good luck.

Sir, I was asking for a link to a news article on the off chance there was an important story that wasn’t being talked about in the city I’m from, and now you’re schizoposting about cop cars on fire throughout the last ten years.
You’ve lost the plot.

Infamous Chicago NYPD car on fire.

I’m now convinced this is a bit account. This is slop. You’re not even responding to the words I’m using. Work on your algorithm.

No, nor was I implying that.
However, cops being set on fire inside of their own vehicle would be an insane event, and I would be shocked to hear about, which is why I was asking if you had any sort of news article to back it up because I couldn’t find anything.

Wait wait wait wait hold up is there a new article for this? That sounds insane.

Chicagoan here. Can confirm the city is not on fire. Thanks for the concern tho!

… let’s make believe…

Don’t say a word.
Don’t be grateful…

Feeling baseline and blue pilled.

If using Twitter is like screaming in to the void, using Blue Sky is like screaming in to an anechoic chamber.

RIP Tylenol.
Long live Paracetemol.

a movie poster for the thing shows a man in the dark with a light coming out of his head ALT: a movie poster for the thing shows a man in the dark with a light coming out of his head

Here’s the thing…

question for those of you with testicles: when is the test over. when do you get your realticles

“ADHD stimulant medication could be potentially addictive”
Me:

Fuck the Neighbors Iron Reagan · Crossover Ministry · Song · 2017

You had me in the first half, ngl.

Counterpoint:

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Checking your old bands Instagram feels a lot like internet stalking an ex and I don’t like it.

RFK Jr begging for sugar water

RFK Jr always looks like he’s begging for sugar water

But like. What if there’s a fire?
Surely, in Texas, one of the hottest places in the US, there will be fires?

I don’t hate ammo vending machine, but we could pilot this program in like Montana or the Dakotas first.

This is turning grocery stores in to ticking time bombs.