USA joining the war on disease on the side of disease

The most handsome fluffy lad. Happy Birthday Ziggy ❤️

Mine is A Negative which correlates nicely with my often grumpy nature

It's going to be even worse the next time they appoint Peter Mandelson

My t-shirt saying I didn’t intentionally lie has a lot of people asking questions that are answered by my shirt

She is so beautiful

ADAB assigned dad at birth

Something I think about every so often is that I might have made mistakes, I might have regrets, I might like to change things about my past but at least I never bought a fucking NFT.

Gambling companies are rotten to the core.

Notice how they've prospered over the last 15 years through austerity and the cost of living crisis. Look at how frequent their ads feature on services and how often they're the only occupied units in many town centres.

Grubby rotten bastards all.

Ralph the tabby cat stood on our beige carpet with a cute little ball of gold foil in his mouth

This silly little guy and his silly little ball of Easter egg foil that he loves to take for a walk.

That betting shops are often the only units in town centres during austerity and the cost of living crisis should tell folk all they need to know about who really makes money from it all. They're also often the only adverts I'm on Netflix and YouTube despite never having placed a bet in my life.

Imagine for a second a scenario where Farage is PM, and while PM he appointed someone to an important diplomatic role with a scandal filled past and who had a known close friendship with of the world's foremost sex offenders. Do you think it would warrant more or less than 5 articles over two days?

ME: [wincing, covering up Starmer's ears] sorry, do you mind not talking about politics around Keir? He doesn't know about scary things like nuclear war or poverty or Peter Mandelson and we'd like to maintain his innocence for a bit longer

KEIR: my father was a drill bit

ME: that's right Keir!

What in the Habsburgs has gone on there

Peter mandelsons entire career is like a cursed pharaohs amulet that kills everyone that tries to use its power and every other week some Labour party idiot picks up and goes have we tried using the pharaohs amulet

When the timeline lines up

He looks like the council cuts his hair

Ive tickets to see Angine in Bristol Mand, couldn't be more excited!

40 grand plus a year to film a man with Billy bear ham for a face doing bland speeches and then putting music in the background.

Meanwhile there's a huge court backlog and a recruitment and retention crisis across the MoJ in part because wages aren't high enough.

I could fix him

Alt text here is chef's kiss. Trust yourself to a read of it.

Also, nice of Morrissey to dress like the weapons grade twat he is.

This photo gave me a wave of dysphoria about how trousers look on me. Cheers Moz.

"Anyone wanna make a documentary on the most hateful and barren years of my life" is a great pitch on his part

Wtf are the "trans years"? Congrats to the years as coming out as trans, I guess.

Love how it started with chopping the song up a bit and then just turns into full on playing it behind him as if it is a particularly relevant song to what hes discussing.

He thinks it stands for Dudes Fuck Sofas

JD Vance's body count higher than his heart rate when he sees a particularly luscious sofa.

His song about turkey teeth on Instagram gets in my head regularly

Ello you ❤️

As is your right, the constitution says so