After the state of the union…this is still true🥴

“They don’t make loyalty like they used to”😮‍💨 Miss Swift, thank you for a song I can scream after a friend break up

a cartoon of snoopy holding a pair of scissors and a red can ALT: a cartoon of snoopy holding a pair of scissors and a red can

Happy Valentine’s Day lovies😘😘

Buster Bunny from the show “Arthur”’wearing sunglasses and looking cool. Text above for PBS kids saying “we’ve always loved a bad bunny.”

Omg. I’m snort laughing. I can’t love this more @pbs.org

💕✨My tummy hurts, and I’m mad at the government✨💕

the real luxuries in life are: sweet treats the perfect thrift find long baths cute trinkets listening to birds fresh bread compliments time alone to create crisp autumn air

“Can you get pepperoni from the store” I ask my wonderful, super awesome boyfriend…. Here’s what he bought 😂 (please ignore the chipped nail polish okay?)

The mona lisa looking stressed and exhausted. Huge bags under her eyes. Hair a mess.

We're 19 days into 2026.

I just wanna go home and wrap myself up like a blanket burrito okay

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We don’t have hurricanes. We don’t have alligators. We don’t have earthquakes” I say as I walk out to my car in extremely low temps, and the wind almost blowing me over

Nothing like having a panic attack on the drive into work bc I literally can’t see 🤪🤭 anyway…HAPPY MONDAY

Name a movie you saw on VHS

When someone takes my unofficial parking spot: 😡😤👿👊💥

My coworker, that is a decade younger than me, called me cool today….I’ve never once been called cool in my life 👀 is this what adulthood is supposed to be like? Because it hyped me TF UP

Drop someone blonde

Welp. I survived the first day back to school, and let me tell you I forgot how much I missed TF out of these kids 🥹💕

Not yet! I hope to have one started once I have some content, and a regular schedule 🤗

Your space looks so cozy, and I’m jealous!

Ohhhh Dave has jokes today does he??? 😂😂

bitcoin? that’s like kohls cash right?

Oh hi! I started a cozy vibes instagram! If you’re into mood boards and over all cozy vibes feel free to follow!

www.instagram.com/cozy.corner....

You have a point!!

💕Good morning lovelies💕 how should I spend the last day of winter break? Cleaning the house, or having one more chill day?

New year, new #promosky !!
If you like:
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✨Astrology/ Witchy content
⚔️ D&D
👾Pokémon

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Update: I did it! Did it make me cry like a baby? Oh yeah. Did I still love it? ✨YES✨

I hear you…but that would have been rude so NOOOOOO it had to go off 😂 (I love you btw💕)

I know you’re wondering “Krystal did you finish your book last night?” And the answer is…no…but it’s bc boyfriend got ✨slEeEeEepy✨ so I had to turn off the light lol