A modern day Picasso

Wake it up 💥! ...and put it to bed 🛌

L. M. A. O.

Free gum sample 💅🏿 👁 💋 👁

Hydrate

Workout finished. Back home.

Sota gagged at the tiny ass for $20. The tarrifs

Your first meal of the day, regardless of time, is breakfast. Period. Enjoy your burger and poptart, you beast.

If you tell me to do something and I wanted to figure it out myself, I'll do the opposite. "Cut the blue wire" NOPE, we finna blow up, twin. 😔

PSA: The likelyhood trade will wipe your ass with a rat 🐀 on his studio apartment floor is too high to take the chance. Please tell him to buy a bed frame.

Love this.

Baked chicken 🍗, almonds 🌰, and strawberries 🍓 is so filling yet boring.

Underrated comment

Tiddy goals

Top panel: A brown floppy-earred dog with spots around their nose grabs the handle of a white mug of coffee on a table in their mouth. Bg is a warm peach/orange. Bottom panel: The dog is now standing, holding the mug handle in their mouth with the coffee pouring out onto the floor. They are bamboozled. Bg is a sad desaturated blue.

Happy Doggust!! Day 1: Mutt. TGIF everyone. :')
#doggust #doggust2025

"We need to talk" should be a slur

Wake that meat up and put it to rest

Smoked my meat 🍖

Love wins or whatever. Don't let this distract you from the fact that a bird attacked you.

Slowly becoming a TWICE fan against my will bc they lowkey said "slash his tires, girl" in a music video 😭

a close up of a man 's face with a serious look on his face Alt: Had me in the first half

S-tier method acting. Thank goodness AI cleared that up.

Go ahead and start up Norman Reedus 2 💅🏿

I just know Kojima is somewhere visibly upset at the overwhelmingly positive reviews for #DeathStranding2

State of Marvel Rivals:

Weed might not be enough, y’all!! 😭

This fits waaaay too well into the drywall lore...

Photo a person holding a slowpoke plush in a promo picture

here, take this

Fantasy Life tutorial could have been skipped for every. single. job.

Hold the line on Switch 2. Wanna see the price drop like the 3DS.

My Nintendo Switch 2 came today can't wait to try it out