There are a lot of election ads on and Democrats still don’t know how to talk to voters. They’re still using big words and rising number graphics and all that 90s shit. You gotta talk to people like they’re fucking cavemen. HIM AN ASSHOLE. IS HORNY FOR CHILDREN. Shit like that

It’s highly necessary.

A super nice feeling is having your OOO on.

Google Ads is refunding me three (3) cents, so I feel like my ship has come in.

We did it, y’all. “Antifa” is in today’s Spelling Bee.

Super stable. Da da da da bop bop bop.

I’d like to see each ICE agent prove that their families came here “the right way.”

Hey Texas: check your voter registration. The last day to register to vote is next Monday, October 6. There are a ton of REALLY important initiatives and offices on the ballot.

So Trumplethinskin is attending the all top military brass meeting?
So they can swear fealty to him or lose their roles/jobs?
This feels like it's going to be a horribly pivotal moment in the USA's decent into fascism.

ICYMI: the most ridiculous dog in the world.

I’m gonna say I was just too powerful.

New stickers for Ye Olde Laptop.

They decided I wasn’t a real person.

Seriously. He’s so fun to watch.

Jerry Jones is magical. He’s got me rooting for the Packers.

Oh hey, @clarkaddison.bsky.social - I got kicked off Threads, so I’m here now.

BEARS!!!!!

The Bears are not currently losing.

Well, Threads has decided I’m not a real person, so I guess I’m here now.

He’s such a disgrace.

As with all investments, let them mature.

mamala!!!!! #fireaid

NYT offering a recipe for nachos. This is Idiocracy.

Some people are having feelings because Bishop Budde made them see that Christianity entails more than just slapping “this girl loves Jesus” on a vision board.

When I hear sirens, I tell my dog “yeah, they’re coming for you” just to keep him on his toes.

Just to be clear, you are defending a Heil Hitler salute that was performed and repeated for emphasis and clarity. People can officially stop listening to you as any sort of reputable source of information now. You work for them. Thank you for making that crystal clear to all.

I’m just going to say that AOC is the acting leader of the Democratic Party until someone proves otherwise. At least insofar as she is responding to the moment with leadership.

I heard a story on @npr years ago (and I won’t be able to attribute more than that because I just don’t remember) but this quote has stayed with me since: arsonists make the best firefighters.

And his character’s name in the next sketch is Black Richard.

But now you have to.