i'm mapping it out. it's gonna be a blockbuster. you people aren't ready

cocteau twins jukebox musical

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charli xcx - "i think about it all the time" is about this post www.tumblr.com/iguanamouth/...

does anyone remember a tumblr post from like a decade ago that was an illustrated guide on how to butcher and prepare the meat of a mr mime, the pokemon

fat guy stores are named "king size" and "destination xl." fat lady stores are named "woman within" or "jessica london" or some other ambiguous nothing. "catherine's." "roaman's." gender is so insane

very funny to me that the fat guy stores i sometimes buy clothes from (and that will not stop sending me mail) seem to assume i must also have a fat wife, and so also send me catalogues for their plus size womenswear brands with names like "woman within"

what did i do to anger god in such a way that i am now intimately familiar with the Pep Boys hold music

purchasing a $15-$35 hair or skincare product has never fixed my entire life before. but THIS time....

the emotional truth at the heart of kaiju? the extended consequences of multiple generations of infidelity

you would think the apple tv program "Monarch: Legacy of Monsters" would be about godzillas and such. on account of it being in the godzilla franchise. but no! it is instead mostly about a guy with two secret families

previously it was only insane The Pitt fans. tenor of discussion exactly the same either way

ended up looking at twitter again the past few days out of weakness. my "for you" feed today is somehow entirely people arguing with argentine nationalists about the falklands

i've been in the lab for 34 years cooking up new kinds of body dysmorphia you people could never even imagine. the world isn't ready for what i've got

chinese tutor asked me why eggs are part of easter and i provided the most incoherent possible explanation in my busted chinese only to end with "i don't know if that's right. i don't know anything. it's our weirdest holiday"

headphones fully dead for a 1.5 hour metro north ride so i took an edible when i sat down and maybe i should always be on 5mg of thc being gently rocked by the movement of a train. i am entirely at peace

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt>

Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy”

Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now

Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery

McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

It has been 𝟥̶𝟩̶ 0 days since i last brought up the stephen sondheim musical "assassins" at the lunch table at work

the way i know Chappell Roan is the real thing is that i can vividly imagine some faguette 40 years from now hitting play on "Pink Pony Club" with minimal context and getting their absolute life in the same way i am currently getting my life to "Self Control" by Laura Branigan

every month an american who thinks of themselves as leftist reinvents the hukou system from first principles

and i never could have predicted it!! what did he do. what is he doing

steve carrell is so hot in that apple tv show that i watched it over a week ago and am still experiencing it as a psychic assault

anybody wanna have a whirlwind romance and get married out of nowhere? alternately, anybody wanna schedule some medical follow-up appointments for me?

realizing i've posted more than once today.... a clear sign that i have crossed the threshold from depressive to manic in the great cycle of my brain. i hadn't clocked it yet! i've gotta accomplish some long-overdue tasks before the worm turns once again

i tried to explain it but can't. youtube shorts is a dark twisted reflection of the real world. it's dissociative. you think you're fine and then it serves you a video with 2 likes and no comments where a teenager is making some kind of cardboard puppet and not even speaking

starting to think i may be giving myself some sort of disorder by accidentally choosing to watch youtube shorts and not tiktok or reels like a normal person. it's 85% the same but that 15%.......

okay this guy's a bisexual divorced stay-at-home father and he... [spins wheel] went no-contact with his parents

reading a contemporary queer romance novel and every three pages the author basically pulls me aside to tell me about a new therapy word he learned from an instagram slideshow. i love my artisanal handcrafted woke gruel content

Wii Fit Trainer and Mii Swordfighter next

they don't make musicians with names like "Juice Newton" anymore. and that's why everything is bad now

anybody have a good Kibbe Body Type explainer? trying to figure out if i'm a "muk (the pokemon)" or more of a "grimace (like from mcdonalds)"