if I were a random background character trying to mind my own business during the events of West Side Story I would find the jets and the sharks so embarrassing, like what do you mean you all carry knives but none of you swear? grow up
the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
anyone who has ever been an extra in a Muppet movie would be unbeatable at two truths and one lie
"Stay hydrated!"
"Don't drown!"
PICK 👏 A 👏 LANE 👏
Every single episode of Bake Off, Sam Reich has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever
Same character, same artist, seven years apart. Art by @scarfdemon.bsky.social. This is my character from a seven years long D&D campaign that ended recently.
just passed a field of cows lying down immediately next to a field of cows all standing up, so if you ever wondered if there's discourse in the cow community yes there is and it's about the weather
Dropout reboot the My Brother, My Brother and Me TV series challenge
how does one overnight an oat
Family group chat: Wow you're up late
Me: Thank you, yes I can't sleep because I'm anxious about my pose for the red carpet glambot- a thing I have never and will never be asked to do
but what if my D&D characters were all in the same party? 👉👈
oh what the hell? the Prince Charles is at risk because of potential dickhead developers? truly they can fuck all the way off you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/sa...
There's literally no other reason to be in Leicester Square. We gotta save it!
We are obsessed with the paperback cover for SPOILT CREATURES by @aetwigg.bsky.social
An Observer top ten best new novelist for 2024🥀
Available to pre-order in paperback: linktr.ee/spoiltcreatures
if you write it, I will illustrate it and that is a promise
Christmas: Peace On Earth, Joy to the World, God Bless Us Everyone, Good Will To All 🫰
New Year: what if i fight this bus
digital illustration of a girl sitting in the dark. she’s sitting crisscross on the floor in front of an open door leading to a balcony. a small cat sits next to her. together they watch the rain. outside it’s sunny and there’s a faint rainbow.
forever rain
At what point are trans people allowed to exist in the narrative? At what point are LGBT+ people allowed to tell our stories without worry of censorship or removal?
Everyone keeps saying bad politics means good art. That died in the late 90’s with skyrocketing rent. Your landlord killed it. Another reason to hate the bastard.
Where’s the next great music movement? At their day job on their third coffee with a mind full of hate but no energy to create.
Part of the dehumanization process of minorities is removing them from the culture so that it's easier to dehumanize them.
Image of a couple of illustrators on skates, one is blowing a horn and the other is holding balloons, in celebration of National Illustration day.
It’s #NationalIllustrationDay2024 🥳
Salute to all the illustrators out there, old and new, who show up to the desk everyday to face the blank sheet.😮💨
What we do really is a form of MAGIC that can’t be replicated anywhere near as easily as society would have you believe. 🥹
✨ everyday magic ✨
This is the way….
Flamingo Gorgon. Florgon.
🧜♀️😘
⚔️ D&D Cats 🐾
(gonna start posting my older art here so if you think you recognise any of it be cool and act like it's brand new, thank you)
