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People who lose their pet ferrets in the walls.

How bad was Donald McFondled’s SOTU Festivus speech? I couldn’t watch. I didn’t feel like risking getting E. Coli from a tv broadcast.

Fucking idiot.

BREAKING: Greg Bovino’s team have put an air tag on him in case radical leftists abduct him. They’re worried folks, keep up the protests!

Sham Blondie’s only legacy will be her subservient stint as a pedophile’s puppet AG.

Imagine telling Americans you can eat a meal for $3 while you’re shitting on a gold plated toilet? And MAGA thinks he “gets” them!

Republicans talking about how little money you need to eat when they should be talking about how little billionaires are being taxed.

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Me~ “that damned cat sprayed the cover on the Blackstone, right in front of me too!”
Wife~ “Woah! That’s rude!”
Me~ “Don’t worry, I pee-washed it off”
Wife~

Jake Paul be like..

*With his underwear ON

Yup. There’s a word for an adult having sex with a fifteen year old. “Rape”

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Wife~ “I think I have a cold”
Me~ “Dear God, is it a man cold?!!”
Wife~ “No I think it’s just a regular cold”
Me~

Donald Trump will initiate “military incursions” into Venezuela to distract from the Epstein shitstorm.

BREAKING:
Speaker Mike Johnson says House will vote next week on whether to release Epstein files, right after the first annual DOJ Bonfire.

Beatrice was our old Basset hound.

We lost Beatrice last month. Wife, family and Pookie are all well. My daughter is engaged ! ❤️❤️

I’m doing well, how have you been my friend? 😊

Imagine a world where, on day 15 of a government shutdown, everyone in congress would lose 2% of their pensions per day, and if it went a full month, they would start PAYING the federal government 2% of their pensions every day? Either shit would get figured out or people would resign.

Trump’s healthcare plan in one picture

The people who said the COVID lockdowns were adversely affecting children seem quite indifferent to canceling the SNAP benefits that gives them the nutrition they need to learn in school

Trump’s going to make Sham Blondie find a reason to indict George Soros isn’t he?

When you’re MAGA, you’re expected to pray every by exposing your donut to the south, Mar a Lago to be specific.

A boy with a band
a shitty little band
A shitty band, litty band
Hockin’ up a loogie and rollin’ up a doobie

Pretty sure Trump was the president on Jan 6

If Trump finds out she saved 15% on her car insurance by switching to Geico, Tish is straight up FUCKED! 🤣🤣

Is there a secretary of handy-jays?

@nothoodlum.bsky.social

Hoodie you’re in the big leagues bro! Almost a quarter million followers! Don’t forget your old Hounddog when you’re rich and famous! 😊